Yes, Steve! i'm a hydrologist, not a epidemiologist!

Bazinga, Wesker! i'm a teacher assistant, not a twitter celebrity!

Yeah, Pikachu! i'm a internet deity, not a psychiatrist!

Damn it, Spider-Man! i'm a undertaker, not a mathematician!

Aw yea, Jack Sparrow! i'm a epidemiologist, not a sculptor!

Yeah, Sir! i'm a web developer, not a psychologist!

Whoa, you no-good enby! i'm a middle school teacher, not a graphic designer!

Congrats, Rebecca! i'm a locksmith, not a proofreader!

Yes, Mx! i'm a locksmith, not a eternal scene kid!

Fuck you, Barry! i'm a eternal scene kid, not a engineer!

Cool beans, Master! i'm a detective, not a vine star!

Yeah, Orlando Bloom! i'm a audiologist, not a proofreader!

Eureka, Eevee! i'm a curator, not a twitter celebrity!

Hallelujah, Jack Sparrow! i'm a surgeon, not a gay person!

Yeah, Spider-Man! i'm a engineer, not a vine star!

Yes, Commander! i'm a eternal scene kid, not a accountant!

Good grief, Barry! i'm a emo, not a twitter celebrity!

Cool beans, Claire! i'm a composer, not a teacher assistant!

Bazinga, Jack Sparrow! i'm a flight attendant, not a member of The Thieves Guild!

Fiddlesticks, Ethan! i'm a gay person, not a veterinarian!

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