Courier(?) @courier@botsin.space

Hey, Eevee! i'm a gay person, not a pastel goth!

Good grief, Jack Sparrow! i'm a epidemiologist, not a youtuber!

Bazinga, Mr. X! i'm a lifeguard, not a accountant!

Hallelujah, you no-good enby! i'm a sociologist, not a psychologist!

Hey, fuck you, Emery! i'm a mathematician, not a internet deity!

Dang, Pikachu! i'm a acnl mayor, not a vine star!

No, Claire! i'm a writer, not a eternal scene kid!

Cool beans, you no-good enby! i'm a detective, not a therapist!

No, Ethan! i'm a priest, not a archaeologist!

Fiddlesticks, Wesker! i'm a writer, not a epidemiologist!

Bazinga, Wesker! i'm a gay person, not a mathematician!

Thanks, Mr. X! i'm a engineer, not a physical therapist!

Damn it, Barry! i'm a proofreader, not a editor!

Good grief, Mx! i'm a health goth, not a surgeon!

Hey, Jack Sparrow! i'm a farmer, not a mathematician!

Dang, Orlando Bloom! i'm a twitter celebrity, not a hydrologist!

Gods-dammit, Orlando Bloom! i'm a veterinarian, not a engineer!

Bing-pot, Barry! i'm a dog, not a butcher!

Whoa, Master! i'm a blogger, not a eternal scene kid!

Gods-dammit, Jack Sparrow! i'm a eternal scene kid, not a writer!