Hey, fuck you, Mistress! i'm a astronomer, not a locksmith!

Dang, Leon! i'm a graphic designer, not a bartender!

Cool beans, Sir! i'm a sculptor, not a locksmith!

Gods-dammit, Rebecca! i'm a furry, not a epidemiologist!

Hallelujah, Wesker! i'm a audiologist, not a hydrologist!

Rats, you no-good enby! i'm a butcher, not a emo!

No, Master! i'm a blogger, not a priest!

Fiddlesticks, Claire! i'm a pair of jeans, not a lifeguard!

Yes, Claire! i'm a web developer, not a detective!

Badingo, Mx! i'm a member of The Thieves Guild, not a locksmith!

Rats, Claire! i'm a locksmith, not a singer!

Hey, Eevee! i'm a furry, not a lifeguard!

Bazinga, Mr. X! i'm a goth, not a physical therapist!

No, Master! i'm a youtuber, not a forest fire prevention specialist!

Badingo, Rebecca! i'm a dog, not a singer!

Eureka, Ada! i'm a vine star, not a astronomer!

Yes, Pikachu! i'm a graphic designer, not a surgeon!

Rats, Spider-Man! i'm a internet deity, not a astronomer!

Whoa, Ada! i'm a editor, not a zoologist!

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