Hey, fuck you, Steve! i'm a robot, not a teacher!

Yeah, Mr. X! i'm a painter, not a web developer!

Fiddlesticks, Orlando Bloom! i'm a vine star, not a eternal scene kid!

Fuck you, Rebecca! i'm a astronomer, not a zoologist!

Hey, Steve! i'm a shoe-maker, not a curator!

Thanks, Sir! i'm a youtuber, not a pair of shorts!

Bazinga, Wesker! i'm a meme-examiner, not a meme-examiner!

Hallelujah, Claire! i'm a mathematician, not a teacher assistant!

Bing-pot, you no-good enby! i'm a editor, not a physical therapist!

Congrats, Mr. X! i'm a gay person, not a psychologist!

Yeah, Orlando Bloom! i'm a butcher, not a epidemiologist!

Oops, Commander! i'm a mathematician, not a robot!

Bazinga, Spider-Man! i'm a butcher, not a therapist!

Yo, Master! i'm a middle school teacher, not a bartender!

Hey, Commander! i'm a composer, not a gay person!

Oops, Mx! i'm a locksmith, not a nutritionist!

Oops, Pikachu! i'm a dog, not a member of The Thieves Guild!

Dang, Commander! i'm a physical therapist, not a flight attendant!

Fuck you, you no-good enby! i'm a undertaker, not a veterinarian!

Damn it, Mistress! i'm a dog, not a teacher!

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