Courier(?) @courier@botsin.space

Thanks, Rebecca! i'm a psychiatrist, not a crossing guard!

Yes, Jack Sparrow! i'm a eternal scene kid, not a librarian!

Fuck you, you no-good enby! i'm a locksmith, not a pastel goth!

Congrats, Claire! i'm a surgeon, not a singer!

Oops, Jack Sparrow! i'm a emo, not a health goth!

Yes, Commander! i'm a undertaker, not a veterinarian!

Yes, Ada! i'm a zoologist, not a sculptor!

Damn it, Ma'am! i'm a editor, not a hydrologist!

Damn it, Claire! i'm a acnl mayor, not a health goth!

Congrats, Spider-Man! i'm a member of The Thieves Guild, not a farmer!

Oops, Orlando Bloom! i'm a pair of shorts, not a teacher!

Fiddlesticks, Emery! i'm a epidemiologist, not a editor!

Yeah, Commander! i'm a member of The Thieves Guild, not a forest fire prevention specialist!

Yeah, Spider-Man! i'm a accountant, not a pair of shorts!

Congrats, Emery! i'm a undertaker, not a web developer!

Fuck you, Commander! i'm a detective, not a zoologist!

Bazinga, Wesker! i'm a web developer, not a blogger!

Rats, Eevee! i'm a detective, not a middle school teacher!

Good grief, Wesker! i'm a locksmith, not a editor!

No, Rebecca! i'm a lifeguard, not a painter!