Good grief, Pikachu! i'm a web developer, not a therapist!

Badingo, Master! i'm a graphic designer, not a singer!

Gods-dammit, Commander! i'm a twitter celebrity, not a engineer!

Dang, Jack Sparrow! i'm a audiologist, not a crossing guard!

Oops, Master! i'm a bartender, not a goth!

Hallelujah, Leon! i'm a astronomer, not a engineer!

Cool beans, Emery! i'm a locksmith, not a psychologist!

Eureka, Jack Sparrow! i'm a astronomer, not a surgeon!

Badingo, Orlando Bloom! i'm a acnl mayor, not a internet deity!

Gods-dammit, Jack Sparrow! i'm a internet deity, not a nutritionist!

Alas, Commander! i'm a proofreader, not a flight attendant!

Badingo, Ada! i'm a internet deity, not a accountant!

Hey, fuck you, Pikachu! i'm a middle school teacher, not a gay person!

Dang, Steve! i'm a robot, not a middle school teacher!

Damn it, Jack Sparrow! i'm a farmer, not a pair of shorts!

Badingo, Leon! i'm a nutritionist, not a writer!

Badingo, Orlando Bloom! i'm a astronomer, not a vine star!

Good grief, Commander! i'm a epidemiologist, not a health goth!

Cool beans, Orlando Bloom! i'm a lifeguard, not a curator!

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