Congrats, Emery! i'm a composer, not a surgeon!

Badingo, Spider-Man! i'm a editor, not a dog!

Fiddlesticks, Pikachu! i'm a archaeologist, not a bartender!

Cool beans, Commander! i'm a butcher, not a gay person!

No, Master! i'm a emo, not a crossing guard!

Cool beans, Eevee! i'm a meme-examiner, not a shoe-maker!

Gods-dammit, Eevee! i'm a proofreader, not a forest fire prevention specialist!

Good grief, Orlando Bloom! i'm a goth, not a nutritionist!

Aw yea, Mx! i'm a undertaker, not a goth!

Aw yea, Jack Sparrow! i'm a mathematician, not a sculptor!

Fiddlesticks, Commander! i'm a undertaker, not a veterinarian!

Thanks, Sir! i'm a butcher, not a locksmith!

No, Wesker! i'm a member of The Thieves Guild, not a accountant!

Eureka, Steve! i'm a undertaker, not a twitter celebrity!

Good grief, Spider-Man! i'm a audiologist, not a surgeon!

Bazinga, Sir! i'm a pastel goth, not a bartender!

Oops, Wesker! i'm a crossing guard, not a pastel goth!

Yo, you no-good enby! i'm a actor, not a actor!

Bazinga, Steve! i'm a hydrologist, not a writer!

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