Chuck Norris's brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

# Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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