Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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