Another jar of peanut butter? That's seven today!

It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten.

I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten.

There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion.

It's either a mirror, or another kitten-seeking robot.

You stumble upon Tiffani Thiessen's stand up act.

"Dear robot, you may have just won our 6 MILLION DOLLAR prize..."

Wait! This isn't the hamster! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!

It's a blind person. When you touch, they exclaim "It's a kitten prospecting robot!"

Lorde stands here, doing their best impression of Cobra Starship.

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