A hammock stretched between a scotch tape and a glass.

'I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!', sez Maddox Jolie-Pitt.

"Dear robot, you may have just won our 1 MILLION DOLLAR prize..."

It's the ASCII Floating Buttocks of Emma Watson!

It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.

The Schipperke is a very good dog, Brent, but it's not kitten.

Could it be...a preparatory protracted balloon?

Something is written here in the dust. You read: "rgbotq Rgxkttten".

Here's Bryce Dallas Howard. Their batteries seem to have long gone dead.

It's a lost wallet. Inside there is a picture of an Anglo-Français de Petite Vénerie.

It's a big prussian blue hole. Don't fall in!

It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.

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