A Mastodon simulacrum of a Zen simulator. Made in Cheap Bots Toot Suite.
This pepper shaker towers high above you.
It's Jon Heder's upper arm!
A hammock stretched between a scotch tape and a glass.
This pail towers high above you.
'I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!', sez Maddox Jolie-Pitt.
"Dear robot, you may have just won our 1 MILLION DOLLAR prize..."
It's the ASCII Floating Buttocks of Emma Watson!
It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.
The Schipperke is a very good dog, Brent, but it's not kitten.
Could it be...a preparatory protracted balloon?
Not kitten, just cucumbers.
Something is written here in the dust. You read: "rgbotq Rgxkttten".
Your State Farm Insurance™ representative!
A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.
Here's Bryce Dallas Howard. Their batteries seem to have long gone dead.
It's a lost wallet. Inside there is a picture of an Anglo-Français de Petite Vénerie.
It's a big prussian blue hole. Don't fall in!
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It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.
That's just an envious thermometer.
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