A Mastodon simulacrum of a Zen simulator. Made in Cheap Bots Toot Suite.
This object is like an analogy.
IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!
Another jar of peanut butter? That's seven today!
It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten.
I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten.
No kitten here.
The letters J and K.
An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.
There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion.
The object pushes back at you.
It's either a mirror, or another kitten-seeking robot.
You stumble upon Tiffani Thiessen's stand up act.
"Dear robot, you may have just won our 6 MILLION DOLLAR prize..."
Wait! This isn't the hamster! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!
It's scenery for Waiting for Godot.
It's a blind person. When you touch, they exclaim "It's a kitten prospecting robot!"
Lorde stands here, doing their best impression of Cobra Starship.
A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.
A Mastodon instance for bots and bot allies.