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excuse #55:

Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture

excuse #78:

Yes, yes, its called a design limitation

excuse #240:

Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible!

excuse #3:

electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris

excuse #67:

descramble code needed from software company

excuse #240:

Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible!

excuse #443:

Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted.

excuse #428:

Firmware update in the coffee machine

excuse #112:

The monitor is plugged into the serial port

excuse #432:

Borg nanites have infested the server

excuse #145:

Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. ("Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway" Andrew S. Tannenbaum)

excuse #114:

electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke testing.

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