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excuse #40:

not enough memory, go get system upgrade

excuse #288:

Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...

excuse #167:

excessive collisions & not enough packet ambulances

excuse #371:

Incorrectly configured static routes on the corerouters.

excuse #210:

We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.

excuse #316:

Elves on strike. (Why do they call EMAG Elf Magic)

excuse #320:

You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus.

excuse #67:

descramble code needed from software company

excuse #446:

Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.

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