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excuse #409:

The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.

excuse #37:

heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly

excuse #195:

We only support a 28000 bps connection.

excuse #424:

operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)

excuse #256:

You need to install an RTFM interface.

excuse #153:

Big to little endian conversion error

excuse #452:

Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.

excuse #245:

The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile.

excuse #406:

Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.

excuse #146:

Communications satellite used by the military for star wars.

excuse #288:

Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...

excuse #379:

We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.

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