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excuse #376:

Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.

excuse #252:

Our ISP is having {switching,routing,SMDS,frame relay} problems

excuse #114:

electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke testing.

excuse #406:

Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.

excuse #295:

The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.

excuse #206:

Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-trafficker

excuse #112:

The monitor is plugged into the serial port

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