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excuse #63:

not properly grounded, please bury computer

excuse #233:

TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.

excuse #128:

Power Company having EMP problems with their reactor

excuse #424:

operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)

excuse #373:

Suspicious pointer corrupted virtual machine

excuse #226:

A star wars satellite accidently blew up the WAN.

excuse #212:

Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade.

excuse #346:

Your/our computer(s) had suffered a memory leak, and we are waiting for them to be topped up.

excuse #432:

Borg nanites have infested the server

excuse #83:

Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.

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