excuse #427:

network down, IP packets delivered via UPS

excuse #69:

knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked

excuse #411:

Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.

excuse #37:

heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly

excuse #391:

We already sent around a notice about that.

excuse #194:

We only support a 1200 bps connection.

excuse #278:

The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.

excuse #171:

NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full

excuse #156:

Zombie processes haunting the computer

excuse #326:

We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.

excuse #26:

first Saturday after first full moon in Winter

excuse #336:

the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice

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