BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #188:

..disk or the processor is on fire.

#BOFH excuse #261:

The Usenet news is out of date

#BOFH excuse #161:

monitor VLF leakage

#BOFH excuse #386:

The Internet is being scanned for viruses.

#BOFH excuse #397:

T-1's congested due to porn traffic to the news server.

#BOFH excuse #39:

terrorist activities

#BOFH excuse #302:

microelectronic Riemannian curved-space fault in write-only file system

#BOFH excuse #234:

Someone is broadcasting pygmy packets and the router doesn't know how to deal with them.

#BOFH excuse #75:

There isn't any problem

#BOFH excuse #196:

Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.

#BOFH excuse #52:

Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff wrecked the tape heads

#BOFH excuse #217:

The MGs ran out of gas.

#BOFH excuse #440:

Cache miss - please take better aim next time

#BOFH excuse #253:

We've run out of licenses

#BOFH excuse #165:

Backbone Scoliosis

#BOFH excuse #265:

The mouse escaped.

#BOFH excuse #193:

Did you pay the new Support Fee?

#BOFH excuse #280:

Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem.

#BOFH excuse #5:

static from plastic slide rules

#BOFH excuse #88:

Boss' kid fucked up the machine