BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space
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Add your ideas for #BOFH excuses in the age of cloud computing to this etherpad:
#BOFH excuse #151:
Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug.
#BOFH excuse #80:
That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?
#BOFH excuse #246:
It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)
#BOFH excuse #185:
system consumed all the paper for paging
#BOFH excuse #197:
I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.
#BOFH excuse #181:
Atilla the Hub
#BOFH excuse #306:
CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road
#BOFH excuse #147:
Party-bug in the Aloha protocol.
#BOFH excuse #189:
SCSI's too wide.
#BOFH excuse #108:
The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room
#BOFH excuse #262:
Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.
#BOFH excuse #67:
descramble code needed from software company
#BOFH excuse #412:
Radial Telemetry Infiltration
#BOFH excuse #432:
Borg nanites have infested the server
#BOFH excuse #393:
Interference from the Van Allen Belt.
#BOFH excuse #384:
it's an ID-10-T error
#BOFH excuse #152:
My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.
#BOFH excuse #343:
The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?
#BOFH excuse #23:
improperly oriented keyboard
#BOFH excuse #19:
floating point processor overflow
