BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

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Add your ideas for #BOFH excuses in the age of cloud computing to this etherpad:

https://pad.riseup.net/p/QL6IfXQZZsYJUzfUzYa5

#BOFH excuse #346:

Your/our computer(s) had suffered a memory leak, and we are waiting for them to be topped up.

#BOFH excuse #20:

divide-by-zero error

#BOFH excuse #197:

I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.

#BOFH excuse #337:

the butane lighter causes the pincushioning

#BOFH excuse #75:

There isn't any problem

#BOFH excuse #405:

Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.

#BOFH excuse #317:

Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on.

#BOFH excuse #203:

Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

#BOFH excuse #358:

struck by the Good Times virus

#BOFH excuse #213:

Change your language to Finnish.

#BOFH excuse #420:

Feature was not beta tested

#BOFH excuse #47:

Complete Transient Lockout

#BOFH excuse #230:

Lusers learning curve appears to be fractal

#BOFH excuse #30:

positron router malfunction

#BOFH excuse #44:

bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged

#BOFH excuse #66:

bit bucket overflow

#BOFH excuse #368:

Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.

#BOFH excuse #11:

magnetic interference from money/credit cards

#BOFH excuse #54:

Evil dogs hypnotised the night shift

#BOFH excuse #46:

waste water tank overflowed onto computer