excuse #203:

Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

excuse #262:

Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.

excuse #233:

TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.

excuse #288:

Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...

excuse #350:

paradigm shift...without a clutch

excuse #50:

Change in Earth's rotational speed

excuse #305:

IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptible-Power-Supply

excuse #302:

microelectronic Riemannian curved-space fault in write-only file system

excuse #326:

We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.

excuse #428:

Firmware update in the coffee machine

excuse #169:

broadcast packets on wrong frequency

excuse #188:

..disk or the processor is on fire.

excuse #184:

loop found in loop in redundant loopback

excuse #199:

the curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity.

excuse #131:

telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused

excuse #389:

/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null

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