BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #250:

Program load too heavy for processor to lift.

#BOFH excuse #276:

U.S. Postal Service

#BOFH excuse #285:

Telecommunications is upgrading.

#BOFH excuse #288:

Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...

#BOFH excuse #23:

improperly oriented keyboard

#BOFH excuse #367:

Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult.

#BOFH excuse #243:

The computer fleetly, mouse and all.

#BOFH excuse #423:

It's not RFC-822 compliant.

#BOFH excuse #394:

Jupiter is aligned with Mars.

#BOFH excuse #111:

The salesman drove over the CPU board.

#BOFH excuse #414:

tachyon emissions overloading the system

#BOFH excuse #51:

Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter

#BOFH excuse #108:

The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room

#BOFH excuse #95:

Pentium FDIV bug

#BOFH excuse #136:

Daemons loose in system.

#BOFH excuse #308:

CD-ROM server needs recalibration

#BOFH excuse #196:

Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.

#BOFH excuse #220:

Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.

#BOFH excuse #265:

The mouse escaped.

#BOFH excuse #270:

Someone has messed up the kernel pointers