BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #383:

Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.

#BOFH excuse #215:

High nuclear activity in your area.

#BOFH excuse #435:

Internet shut down due to maintenance

#BOFH excuse #451:

astropneumatic oscillations in the water-cooling

#BOFH excuse #324:

Your packets were eaten by the terminator

#BOFH excuse #296:

The hardware bus needs a new token.

#BOFH excuse #238:

You did wha... oh _dear_....

#BOFH excuse #262:

Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.

#BOFH excuse #177:

sticktion

#BOFH excuse #392:

It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry.

#BOFH excuse #241:

_Rosin_ core solder? But...

#BOFH excuse #425:

stop bit received

#BOFH excuse #211:

Lightning strikes.

#BOFH excuse #217:

The MGs ran out of gas.

#BOFH excuse #380:

Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over.

#BOFH excuse #265:

The mouse escaped.

#BOFH excuse #162:

bugs in the RAID

#BOFH excuse #283:

Lawn mower blade in your fan need sharpening

#BOFH excuse #103:

operators on strike due to broken coffee machine

#BOFH excuse #376:

Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.