BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #348:

We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.

#BOFH excuse #202:

kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.

#BOFH excuse #391:

We already sent around a notice about that.

#BOFH excuse #79:

Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault.

#BOFH excuse #259:

Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.

#BOFH excuse #120:

we just switched to FDDI.

#BOFH excuse #313:

your process is not ISO 9000 compliant

#BOFH excuse #424:

operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)

#BOFH excuse #223:

The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).

#BOFH excuse #43:

boss forgot system password

#BOFH excuse #348:

We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.

#BOFH excuse #274:

It was OK before you touched it.

#BOFH excuse #251:

Processes running slowly due to weak power supply

#BOFH excuse #274:

It was OK before you touched it.

#BOFH excuse #74:

You're out of memory

#BOFH excuse #139:

UBNC (user brain not connected)

#BOFH excuse #101:

Collapsed Backbone

#BOFH excuse #120:

we just switched to FDDI.

#BOFH excuse #188:

..disk or the processor is on fire.

#BOFH excuse #259:

Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.