BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

ADMIN POST:

Add your ideas for #BOFH excuses in the age of cloud computing to this etherpad:

https://pad.riseup.net/p/QL6IfXQZZsYJUzfUzYa5

#BOFH excuse #3:

electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris

#BOFH excuse #228:

That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.

#BOFH excuse #57:

Groundskeepers stole the root password

#BOFH excuse #402:

Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.

#BOFH excuse #240:

Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible!

#BOFH excuse #294:

PCMCIA slave driver

#BOFH excuse #294:

PCMCIA slave driver

#BOFH excuse #93:

Feature not yet implemented

#BOFH excuse #157:

Incorrect time synchronization

#BOFH excuse #91:

Mouse chewed through power cable

#BOFH excuse #439:

Hot Java has gone cold

#BOFH excuse #274:

It was OK before you touched it.

#BOFH excuse #33:

piezo-electric interference

#BOFH excuse #372:

Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.

#BOFH excuse #273:

The cord jumped over and hit the power switch.

#BOFH excuse #105:

UPS interrupted the server's power

#BOFH excuse #222:

I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.

#BOFH excuse #30:

positron router malfunction

#BOFH excuse #369:

Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.

#BOFH excuse #130:

new management