excuse #24:

network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)

excuse #82:

Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.

excuse #202:

kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.

excuse #326:

We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.

excuse #223:

The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).

excuse #197:

I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.

excuse #393:

Interference from the Van Allen Belt.

excuse #224:

Jan 9 16:41:27 huber su: 'su root' succeeded for .... on /dev/pts/1

excuse #450:

Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)

excuse #417:

Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.

excuse #326:

We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.

excuse #202:

kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.

excuse #414:

tachyon emissions overloading the system

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