BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #388:

Bad user karma.

#BOFH excuse #321:

Scheduled global CPU outage

#BOFH excuse #430:

Mouse has out-of-cheese-error

#BOFH excuse #87:

Password is too complex to decrypt

#BOFH excuse #70:

nesting roaches shorted out the ether cable

I have a new colleague.

@dofh_excuses is posting DevOps from Hell (#DOFH) excuses that explain why your cloud server is not working.

#BOFH excuse #79:

Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault.

#BOFH excuse #359:

YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error

#BOFH excuse #175:

OS swapped to disk

#BOFH excuse #125:

we just switched to Sprint.

#BOFH excuse #274:

It was OK before you touched it.

#BOFH excuse #254:

Interference from lunar radiation

#BOFH excuse #247:

Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time. (namely none allowed....)

#BOFH excuse #219:

Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.

#BOFH excuse #86:

Runt packets

#BOFH excuse #263:

It's stuck in the Web.

#BOFH excuse #289:

Interference between the keyboard and the chair.

#BOFH excuse #417:

Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.

#BOFH excuse #415:

Maintenance window broken

#BOFH excuse #398:

Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet.