BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #126:

it has Intel Inside

#BOFH excuse #181:

Atilla the Hub

#BOFH excuse #374:

It's the InterNIC's fault.

#BOFH excuse #235:

The new frame relay network hasn't bedded down the software loop transmitter yet.

#BOFH excuse #342:

HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power

#BOFH excuse #155:

Dumb terminal

#BOFH excuse #198:

Post-it Note Sludge leaked into the monitor.

#BOFH excuse #383:

Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.

#BOFH excuse #58:

high pressure system failure

#BOFH excuse #275:

Bit rot

#BOFH excuse #10:

hardware stress fractures

#BOFH excuse #124:

user to computer ration too low.

#BOFH excuse #34:

(l)user error

#BOFH excuse #55:

Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture

#BOFH excuse #348:

We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.

#BOFH excuse #368:

Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.

#BOFH excuse #113:

Root nameservers are out of sync

#BOFH excuse #332:

suboptimal routing experience

#BOFH excuse #190:

Proprietary Information.

#BOFH excuse #308:

CD-ROM server needs recalibration