BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #357:

I'd love to help you -- it's just that the Boss won't let me near the computer.

#BOFH excuse #293:

You must've hit the wrong any key.

#BOFH excuse #131:

telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused

#BOFH excuse #332:

suboptimal routing experience

#BOFH excuse #238:

You did wha... oh _dear_....

#BOFH excuse #173:

Recursive traversal of loopback mount points

#BOFH excuse #33:

piezo-electric interference

#BOFH excuse #306:

CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road

#BOFH excuse #254:

Interference from lunar radiation

#BOFH excuse #184:

loop found in loop in redundant loopback

#BOFH excuse #172:

pseudo-user on a pseudo-terminal

#BOFH excuse #62:

need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem

#BOFH excuse #59:

failed trials, system needs redesigned

#BOFH excuse #236:

Fanout dropping voltage too much, try cutting some of those little traces

#BOFH excuse #381:

Robotic tape changer mistook operator's tie for a backup tape.

#BOFH excuse #158:

Defunct processes

#BOFH excuse #138:

BNC (brain not connected)

#BOFH excuse #76:

Unoptimized hard drive

#BOFH excuse #203:

Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

#BOFH excuse #109:

The electricity substation in the car park blew up.