excuse #235:

The new frame relay network hasn't bedded down the software loop transmitter yet.

excuse #342:

HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power

excuse #198:

Post-it Note Sludge leaked into the monitor.

excuse #383:

Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.

excuse #55:

Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture

excuse #348:

We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.

excuse #368:

Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.

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