BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #328:

Fiber optics caused gas main leak

#BOFH excuse #4:

static from nylon underwear

#BOFH excuse #171:

NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full

#BOFH excuse #167:

excessive collisions & not enough packet ambulances

#BOFH excuse #221:

The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.

#BOFH excuse #161:

monitor VLF leakage

#BOFH excuse #389:

/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null

#BOFH excuse #143:

had to use hammer to free stuck disk drive heads.

#BOFH excuse #97:

Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies

#BOFH excuse #284:

Electrons on a bender

#BOFH excuse #164:

root rot

#BOFH excuse #50:

Change in Earth's rotational speed

#BOFH excuse #259:

Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.

#BOFH excuse #448:

vi needs to be upgraded to vii

#BOFH excuse #379:

We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.

#BOFH excuse #422:

Someone else stole your IP address, call the Internet detectives!

#BOFH excuse #3:

electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris

#BOFH excuse #52:

Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff wrecked the tape heads

#BOFH excuse #209:

Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft)

#BOFH excuse #124:

user to computer ration too low.