excuse #357:

I'd love to help you -- it's just that the Boss won't let me near the computer.

excuse #131:

telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused

excuse #173:

Recursive traversal of loopback mount points

excuse #306:

CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road

excuse #184:

loop found in loop in redundant loopback

excuse #62:

need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem

excuse #59:

failed trials, system needs redesigned

excuse #236:

Fanout dropping voltage too much, try cutting some of those little traces

excuse #381:

Robotic tape changer mistook operator's tie for a backup tape.

excuse #203:

Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

excuse #109:

The electricity substation in the car park blew up.

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