BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #248:

Too much radiation coming from the soil.

#BOFH excuse #188:

..disk or the processor is on fire.

#BOFH excuse #154:

You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)

#BOFH excuse #276:

U.S. Postal Service

#BOFH excuse #432:

Borg nanites have infested the server

#BOFH excuse #262:

Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.

#BOFH excuse #232:

Ionization from the air-conditioning

#BOFH excuse #339:

manager in the cable duct

#BOFH excuse #211:

Lightning strikes.

#BOFH excuse #210:

We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.

#BOFH excuse #324:

Your packets were eaten by the terminator

#BOFH excuse #369:

Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.

#BOFH excuse #2:

solar flares

#BOFH excuse #242:

Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric...

#BOFH excuse #375:

Root name servers corrupted.

#BOFH excuse #41:

interrupt configuration error

#BOFH excuse #452:

Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.

#BOFH excuse #298:

Not enough interrupts

#BOFH excuse #19:

floating point processor overflow

#BOFH excuse #372:

Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.