excuse #348:

We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.

excuse #202:

kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.

excuse #391:

We already sent around a notice about that.

excuse #79:

Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault.

excuse #259:

Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.

excuse #313:

your process is not ISO 9000 compliant

excuse #424:

operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)

excuse #223:

The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).

excuse #348:

We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.

excuse #251:

Processes running slowly due to weak power supply

excuse #188:

..disk or the processor is on fire.

excuse #259:

Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.

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