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Add your ideas for excuses in the age of cloud computing to this etherpad:

excuse #3:

electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris

excuse #228:

That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.

excuse #57:

Groundskeepers stole the root password

excuse #402:

Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.

excuse #240:

Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible!

excuse #372:

Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.

excuse #273:

The cord jumped over and hit the power switch.

excuse #222:

I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.

excuse #369:

Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.

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