BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #203:

Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

#BOFH excuse #262:

Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.

#BOFH excuse #233:

TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.

#BOFH excuse #288:

Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...

#BOFH excuse #100:

IRQ dropout

#BOFH excuse #350:

paradigm shift...without a clutch

#BOFH excuse #50:

Change in Earth's rotational speed

#BOFH excuse #305:

IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptible-Power-Supply

#BOFH excuse #271:

The kernel license has expired

#BOFH excuse #302:

microelectronic Riemannian curved-space fault in write-only file system

#BOFH excuse #326:

We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.

#BOFH excuse #428:

Firmware update in the coffee machine

#BOFH excuse #169:

broadcast packets on wrong frequency

#BOFH excuse #188:

..disk or the processor is on fire.

#BOFH excuse #184:

loop found in loop in redundant loopback

#BOFH excuse #199:

the curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity.

#BOFH excuse #34:

(l)user error

#BOFH excuse #131:

telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused

#BOFH excuse #389:

/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null

#BOFH excuse #341:

HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here