excuse #378:

Operators killed by year 2000 bug bite.

excuse #3:

electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris

excuse #312:

incompatible bit-registration operators

excuse #154:

You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)

excuse #225:

It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.

excuse #207:

We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.

excuse #303:

fractal radiation jamming the backbone

excuse #343:

The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?

excuse #53:

Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming

excuse #227:

Fatal error right in front of screen

excuse #231:

We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.

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