BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #378:

Operators killed by year 2000 bug bite.

#BOFH excuse #3:

electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris

#BOFH excuse #312:

incompatible bit-registration operators

#BOFH excuse #95:

Pentium FDIV bug

#BOFH excuse #154:

You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)

#BOFH excuse #225:

It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.

#BOFH excuse #207:

We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.

#BOFH excuse #429:

Temporal anomaly

#BOFH excuse #303:

fractal radiation jamming the backbone

#BOFH excuse #442:

Trojan horse ran out of hay

#BOFH excuse #442:

Trojan horse ran out of hay

#BOFH excuse #117:

the printer thinks its a router.

#BOFH excuse #65:

system needs to be rebooted

#BOFH excuse #343:

The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?

#BOFH excuse #53:

Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming

#BOFH excuse #85:

Windows 95 undocumented "feature"

#BOFH excuse #358:

struck by the Good Times virus

#BOFH excuse #7:

poor power conditioning

#BOFH excuse #227:

Fatal error right in front of screen

#BOFH excuse #231:

We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.