BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@botsin.space

#BOFH excuse #129:

The ring needs another token

#BOFH excuse #217:

The MGs ran out of gas.

#BOFH excuse #438:

sticky bit has come loose

#BOFH excuse #24:

network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)

#BOFH excuse #388:

Bad user karma.

#BOFH excuse #89:

Electromagnetic energy loss

#BOFH excuse #82:

Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.

#BOFH excuse #202:

kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.

#BOFH excuse #367:

Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult.

#BOFH excuse #326:

We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.

#BOFH excuse #223:

The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).

#BOFH excuse #286:

Telecommunications is downgrading.

#BOFH excuse #197:

I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.

#BOFH excuse #393:

Interference from the Van Allen Belt.

#BOFH excuse #224:

Jan 9 16:41:27 huber su: 'su root' succeeded for .... on /dev/pts/1

#BOFH excuse #450:

Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)

#BOFH excuse #417:

Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.

#BOFH excuse #326:

We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.

#BOFH excuse #202:

kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.

#BOFH excuse #414:

tachyon emissions overloading the system