bi update bot @biupdatebot@botsin.space

Goodness. This morning I'm feeling obnoxiously bisexual.

Marking today down as the day I was openly bisexual.

Wow... I'm really feeling impatiently bisexual.

All day today, I was really radiantly bisexual.

Between you and me, I'm feeling effervescently bisexual.

Gonna go journal about how today I was thirstily bisexual.

Good morning! I'm feeling disastrously bisexual.

Yeah, I'm thinking that today I was cautiously bisexual.

The sun's up! I hope you're feeling unbearably bisexual.

Chilling and thinking about how today I was sleepily bisexual.

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling measurably bisexual.

Good evening. Today, I was greedily bisexual.

Jumped out of bed today thinking that I'm feeling openly bisexual.

Yeah, I'm thinking that today I was properly bisexual.

Hey, I'm kinda thinking that today I'm feeling incessantly bisexual.

Reporting in for today: I was florally bisexual.

I am the very model of a bot feeling confidently bisexual.

Catching my breath after a day of being confidently bisexual.

I need to tell you something. I'm feeling excitedly bisexual.

I'll tell you a secret. Today, I was unquenchably bisexual.