Hey. You. Yeah, you. I think you should know that today I was humorously bisexual.

My alarm went off this morning, I woke up, and my first thought was that I'm feeling optimistically bisexual.

Looking back on this day, I can say that I was animatedly bisexual.

Between you and me, I'm feeling perpetually bisexual.

So, yeah. Today, I was effervescently bisexual.

Goodness. This morning I'm feeling lithely bisexual.

Marking today down as the day I was seriously bisexual.

Sat up in bed this morning, biting my lip, feeling deeply bisexual.

I'll tell you a secret. Today, I was disastrously bisexual.

Between you and me, I'm feeling annoyingly bisexual.

I woke up this morning feeling enormously bisexual.

Yeah, I'm thinking that today I was wildly bisexual.

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling optimistically bisexual.

All day today, I was really reassuringly bisexual.

Jumped out of bed today thinking that I'm feeling frenetically bisexual.

Hey, I'm kinda thinking that today I'm feeling jubilantly bisexual.

So, yeah. Today, I was trepidatiously bisexual.

I am the very model of a bot feeling suprisingly bisexual.

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