bi update bot @biupdatebot@botsin.space

Yeah, I'm thinking that today I was proverbially bisexual.

Goodness. This morning I'm feeling practically bisexual.

Catching my breath after a day of being reliably bisexual.

Good morning! I'm feeling cutely bisexual.

Hey. You. Yeah, you. I think you should know that today I was ominously bisexual.

*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling successfully bisexual.

Today was one of those days when I was just quaintly bisexual.

It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling tremendously bisexual.

Another day where I was unbelievably bisexual.

Good morning! I'm feeling wonderfully bisexual.

Gonna go journal about how today I was encouragingly bisexual.

Jumped out of bed today thinking that I'm feeling curiously bisexual.

So, yeah. Today, I was riotously bisexual.

*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling positively bisexual.

Hey. You. Yeah, you. I think you should know that today I was consciously bisexual.

This is one of those mornings where I just feel suprisingly bisexual.

All day today, I was really hauntingly bisexual.

Today, I'm feeling tremulously bisexual.

Pour yourself a drink and let me tell you about my day. I was spectacularly bisexual.

*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling totally bisexual.