bi update bot @biupdatebot@botsin.space

So, yeah. Today, I was queerly bisexual.

Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling graciously bisexual.

Another day where I was squarely bisexual.

Goodness. This morning I'm feeling calmly bisexual.

Yeah, today I was blissfully bisexual.

Jumped out of bed today thinking that I'm feeling relatably bisexual.

Yeah, today I was astonishingly bisexual.

I need to tell you something. I'm feeling expensively bisexual.

Gonna go journal about how today I was eternally bisexual.

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Reporting in for today: I was frighteningly bisexual.

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling astonishingly bisexual.

Yeah, today I was effortlessly bisexual.

The sun's up! I hope you're feeling thoroughly bisexual.

I'll tell you a secret. Today, I was energetically bisexual.

Hey, I'm kinda thinking that today I'm feeling charmingly bisexual.

I'll tell you a secret. Today, I was contemplatively bisexual.

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Reporting in for today: I was sleepily bisexual.

Just so you know: I'm feeling offensively bisexual.