Scully worries about Skinner's new dancing habit. Smoking Man forces Scully on a road trip to Baton Rouge.

Mulder pretends like he cares more about spontaneous combustion than Scully. Smoking Man thinks wistfully of Mulder's mom, steps decisively on a cigarette.

Scully distracts Mulder from government corruption. Mulder tries to tie the army (the bad army) to witchery.

Scully seeks mystery pregnant ladies through prayer. Mulder pretends like he cares more about cavemen than Scully.

Scully worries about Skinner's new prayer habit. Mulder confuses cultists for his sister.

Mulder empathizes with government hackers. Doggett punches and kicks crypto-creatures.

Scully rejects proof of cultists. Mulder accidentally flirts with angels.

Scully is kidnapped by a maniac cult leader. Mulder tries to expose government sasquatches.

Scully autopsies golems. Mulder tries to expose government spider-teens.

Scully tries to disprove ectoplasm. Mulder confuses prehistoric flesh-eating insects for his sister.

Skinner is infected by bottle-episode madness. Doggett fires a giant fuck-off missile at alien viruses.

Scully is kidnapped by a maniac professor. Mulder pretends like he cares more about mutant assassins than Scully.

Skinner is wounded on his shiny scalp by mutant assassins. Scully.

Scully has a vision that God speaks through a jail warden. Mulder seeks enlightenment through demonic possession.

Scully seeks ghosts of dead parents through prayer. Mulder seeks enlightenment through astral projection.

Reyes saves Scully's baby from the British Syndicate man. Doggett fires a drugs gun at alien hitmen.

Scully completely wrecks a janitor with a single stare. Mulder urgently seeks evil bees.

Skinner gives Mulder a confused pep talk. Doggett grabs a sunday-school teacher angrily by the lapels.

Scully ignores increasingly obvious invisibility. Mulder confuses wraiths for his sister.

Scully struggles to take alien hitmen seriously. Doggett grabs a birthday clown angrily by the lapels.

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