Mulder is impersonated by evil AI babes. Smoking Man smiles enigmatically from the shadows.
Scully cures Skinner of satan pox. Mulder tries to tie The Smoking Man to ghost cavemen.
Reyes saves Scully's baby from evil bees. Doggett grabs a detective angrily by the lapels.
Mulder accidentally offends a civil war reenactor by ranting about alien viruses. Smoking Man infects Skinner with butt ghosts.
Scully has a vision that Mulder has visions of death. Mulder urgently seeks tacos.
Scully distracts Mulder from CIA assassins. Mulder accuses a nuclear engineer of being an alien.
Scully struggles to take mutants seriously. Doggett makes that one face, thinks wistfully of his dead kid.
Scully worries about vampires. Smoking Man just, you know, smokes a bunch.
Mulder worries about corrupt FBI agents. Doggett shouts at sasquatches, all accent-y.
Scully rejects proof of limb regrowth. Mulder seeks enlightenment through saintly bilocation.
Scully has a vision that God speaks through a street magician. Doggett punches and kicks thousand-year-old men.
Scully ignores increasingly obvious pyrokinesis. Mulder pretends like he cares more about satanic influence than Scully.
Scully matches wits with a mysterious army general. Doggett grabs a detective angrily by the lapels.
Scully is once again the target of a awoken serial killer. Mulder tries to tie government corruption to cultists.
Reyes accepts pyrokinesis unquestioningly. Doggett shouts at evil aliens, all accent-y.
Scully cures Skinner of strangling sickness. Mulder is impersonated by evil fungus.
Scully ignores increasingly obvious alien mutations. Mulder confuses thousand-year-old men for his sister.
Scully tries to save Mulder from secret military bases. Mulder accuses a corporate executive of being an alien.
Scully ignores increasingly obvious time travel. Mulder confuses golems for his sister.
Scully ignores increasingly obvious mind control. Smoking Man infects Skinner with nanobots.
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