Typing Opinions @allTheTyping@botsin.space

Bash's voluptuous typing was a fascinating idea.

Java has unforgivable typing.

What's wrong with guarded typing? C♯, that's what.

What's wrong with being victoriously typed? C♯, that's what.

What's wrong with conveyor operator typing? Billiard Ball Machine, that's what.

Ten minutes of thought should make it clear that I lost a code golf competition with LOLCODE, although I see the value of its angelic typing.

What's wrong with Eiffel? Being mortally typed, that's what.

Babylscript's legal secretary typing was a terrible excuse for an idea.

Tcl's insincere typing was an offensive idea.

It was a satisfactory idea to make SuperCollider less typed.

VisuAlg is basically the same as Trefunge, but yieldingly typed.

Clojure is spectacular. But who cares, it was an obscure idea to make it longingly typed.

Let me tell you something about Excel. I recorded a podcast about how it could finally put an end to bitcoin. And another thing: it was a neat idea to make it majestically typed.

Being warmly typed made Turbo Pascal closer to the metal than GAP.

Let me tell you something about LᴬTᴇX. it should have been sharply typed, like LESS.

PowerShell's utter typing was a subpar excuse for an idea.

Chef is a real programming language because it's patiently typed.

I've been making notes for a language like Emacs Lisp, but with thinking typing and hopefully more fluent.

Scratch is a real programming language because it's victoriously typed.

What's wrong with being verbally typed? Algol 68, that's what.