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I had to kill a party member when wasted 2 hours by Getting ganked.

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This week on AHWU, Computers.

British mathematician Charles Babbage worked out the principles of the modern digital computer in the late 1800s.

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If you could stop You, that'd be greeeeattt.

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The lion, the witch, and Funerals.

nonetheless

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How did I hurt my back?

Elizabeth Taylor

1932-

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I spotted the fed and all I got was Whoremongers.

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What should every couple incorporate into their first dance?

A bird fucking a horse

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I never knew what Discovering America could be, until you all shared its Mardi Gras with me.

Fat Tuesday marks the final day before the Christian fast of Lent

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Destroying a pair of underwear: good to the last drop.

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Joel plays Shopping Mall.

Three-quarters of the North American population visit a shopping mall at least once a month.

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Roses and her hammer collection defeated an entire squadron of Nobel Peace Prize.

Established by Alfred Nobel. Swedish industrialist and inventor of dynamite. Led to an explosion of peace efforts.

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Who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes?

Never being able to touch your lover ever again

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What are the two worst cards in your hand right now?

Nepeta's shipping chart

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If you like it, then you should put Jon Snow on it.

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For his birthday, Dave gave John Fifi the dancing poodle.

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Dramatic
exciting, sensational, theatrical.

Robots who just want to party

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Courageous
brave, gallant, dauntless.

Being marginalized

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Bird Watching is the cancer killing video games.

A hobby that relies on a wing and a prayer.

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Feeling so grateful! ((amazing ))mylife ((undefined))text(())((.

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I love bacon as much as Alcoholism loves Snookie.

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