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Wow!
A former President living right across the street.
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"Two Bad Neighbors"
Season 7 / Episode 13 (6:55)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S07E13/415097

YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE THAT TIME
WHO GAVE YOU YOUR KEYS?
OH... YOU DID BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW.
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"Dumbbell Indemnity"
Season 9 / Episode 16 (8:18)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S09E16/497913

You know what the song says:
"it's hip to be square."
That song is so lame.
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"Homerpalooza"
Season 7 / Episode 24 (21:27)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S07E24/1287268

I JUST CAME IN TO USE THE PHONE
AND THEY GOT ME FOR THE WHOLE ROAD KING PACKAGE--
ALIGNMENT, SHOCKS, ARMOR ALL, STEM LUBE.
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"Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
Season 10 / Episode 12 (5:26)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S10E12/325658

Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card.
It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
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"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Season 2 / Episode 10 (4:16)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S02E10/255538

AND HE RIDES AROUND IN A ROLLS ROYCE?
IT WOULD BE NICE IF HE'D BUY AMERICAN
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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"The Joy of Sect"
Season 9 / Episode 13 (10:36)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S09E13/636118

IT'S THE TV THAT'S CRAZY!
AREN'T YOU, TV?
THE CRISIS?
CHARLIE BLUDORN'S BIRTHDAY.
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"Kill the Alligator and Run"
Season 11 / Episode 19 (4:50)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S11E19/289560

I ONLY HOPE I CAN PROVIDE A BETTER MODEL IN DEATH
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"Homer's Odyssey"
Season 1 / Episode 3 (12:34)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S01E03/754427

YOU'RE SERVING US GRUEL?
NOT QUITE.
THIS IS KRUSTY BRAND IMITATION GRUEL.
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"Kamp Krusty"
Season 4 / Episode 1 (13:38)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S04E01/818350

It's already built.
I need the money to buy a baby
to raise in the box until the age of 30.
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"Old Money"
Season 2 / Episode 17 (16:42)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S02E17/1001808

A Bible park without beer?
( snorts): Now I've seen everything.
And this candy is sub-par.
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"I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
Season 12 / Episode 19 (13:40)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S12E19/819944

WHEN YOU EAT A FISH FROM OUR RIVER
YOU'RE EATING SPRINGFIELD.
WHEN YOU MAKE LEMONADE FROM OUR TREES
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"Lemon of Troy"
Season 6 / Episode 24 (2:25)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S06E24/144994

( both laughing )
THAT MAKES 22 TO 16.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
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"Lisa the Simpson"
Season 9 / Episode 17 (6:39)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S09E17/399031

I got to get home.
There might be a telemarketer calling or something.
I-I'll see you when you're old enough to drink, okay, Magpie?
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"Moe Baby Blues"
Season 14 / Episode 22 (20:25)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S14E22/1224724

STOP PUMMELING ME.
IT'S REALLY PAINFUL.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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"Lard of the Dance"
Season 10 / Episode 1 (19:10)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S10E01/1150398

AW, COME ON, MARGE. YOU'RE WAY TOO--
D'OH! [ Screaming ] [ Electrical Buzzing ]
[ Explosion ]
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"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Season 5 / Episode 14 (3:30)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S05E14/210025

( police siren)
Hey, buddy,
you better get that red dot checked out.
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"The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
Season 14 / Episode 8 (5:22)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S14E08/322155

HE'LL PAY MORE MONEY IF HE THINKS THE BEAR'S IN DANGER. YES, WE'LL SEND THE EYE.
I'M SURE HE'LL OFFER US A FAIR REWARD, AND THEN WE'LL MAKE HIM DOUBLE IT.
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"Rosebud"
Season 5 / Episode 4 (12:14)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S05E04/734266

AND THAT LITTLE WHILE IS NOW EIGHT YEARS AND COUNTING.
( chuckles )
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"Lisa's First Word"
Season 4 / Episode 10 (11:27)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S04E10/686935