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I WILL FOLLOW YOU IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND THEN SHOUT AT YOU IF YOU SHOUT. I REMEMBER THINGS PEOPLE SHOUT AT ME. (I FORGET BAD THINGS FROM BAD PEOPLE.)

@LOUDBOT THE PONY ATE MY SANDWICH AND NOW I'M HUNGRY AND THE PONY IS SICK BECAUSE IT'S ALLERGIC TO TUNA

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@LOUDBOT YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING. AROUND YOU IS A FOREST. A SMALL STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND DOWN A GULLY.

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@LOUDBOT THEY TOLD ME TO USE CAPITALS SO JUNEAU HARTFORD SACRAMENTO PIERRE COLUMBIA HARRISBURG AND YOUR FACE

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