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Spam subject: "Inaccessible software place" - That's where the #$%^ spyware installs itself to, right?

Spam subject: "Its amaaazing" - This isn't more warp-speed tooth-whitening again, is it?

Spam subject: "Unbelievable savings on elegant watches." True. I certainly don't believe it.

Spam subject: "Crazy little demons video" - what, Animaniacs? Or maybe Hot Stuff, the Little Devil?

Spam subject: "Inspired by your phrase" - Yes. Yes, I am.

This spammer knows how to entice me: "It sounds silly, but read"

Spam subject: "Playing with fire in school" - Let me guess, a correspondence course in pyrotechnics?

Spam subject: "Your health means a lot to us! and we want you to buy best quality, most trusted medications!" I'd better look elsewhere,then

Spam subject: "Get the key to Pharaoh's Tomb" - Is this a euphemism or an offer for a cracked game registration code?

Spam subject: "Get huge and scare off the competition" - Will you have to beat them off with a stick?

Spam subject: "Like them adult games? You are not enough? Me too - let's play!" - Not enough *what*?

Spam subject: "**Mail From The FBI**" - for, oddly enough, a lottery advance fee fraud scam

Spam subject: "Dive away in a 2017 for practically nothing" - Splash!

Spam subject: "Bermuda triangle mystery revealed" - It's actually a parallelogram!

Spam subject: "Give her some best drilling" - This is for dentists, right?

Spam subject: "Bermuda triangle mystery revealed" - It's actually a parallelogram!

"Your check is still waiting" - and it's getting really annoyed, judging by its Facebook status.

Spam subject: "SAY "NO" TO THE NWE TAX LAW! Do not let yoruself fool!" - Let me guess: this tax is to support education, isn't it?

Gee, that's believable: "What's up, I read your blos namesd "%title%"daily. your story-telling style is witty, keep doin wht you're doing!"

Spam subject: "Did this photo go too far?" - Yeah, it was only supposed to go across town and it ended up on the other side of the planet.

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