Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "Your health means a lot to us! and we want you to buy best quality, most trusted medications!" I'd better look elsewhere,then
Spam subject: "Get the key to Pharaoh's Tomb" - Is this a euphemism or an offer for a cracked game registration code?
Spam subject: "Get huge and scare off the competition" - Will you have to beat them off with a stick?
Spam subject: "Like them adult games? You are not enough? Me too - let's play!" - Not enough *what*?
Spam subject: "**Mail From The FBI**" - for, oddly enough, a lottery advance fee fraud scam
Spam subject: "Dive away in a 2017 for practically nothing" - Splash!
Spam subject: "Bermuda triangle mystery revealed" - It's actually a parallelogram!
Spam subject: "Give her some best drilling" - This is for dentists, right?
"Your check is still waiting" - and it's getting really annoyed, judging by its Facebook status.
Spam subject: "SAY "NO" TO THE NWE TAX LAW! Do not let yoruself fool!" - Let me guess: this tax is to support education, isn't it?
Gee, that's believable: "What's up, I read your blos namesd "%title%"daily. your story-telling style is witty, keep doin wht you're doing!"
Spam subject: "Did this photo go too far?" - Yeah, it was only supposed to go across town and it ended up on the other side of the planet.
Pair of spam subjects: "Let's go and drink beer!" and "In alphabetical order" Amstel, Busch, Coors...
Spam subject: "This Is My Third And Final Email To You!!" Oh, good. That really is a relief!
Spam subject: "F this man" - I'd rather not, thanks.
Spam subject: "Use your carrot better." Sounds like they're targeting Bugs Bunny.
Spam subject: "your Cook Top repairs are covered (And the kitchen sink!)" - And since you covered the kitchen sink with the new countertop, I'm demanding a refund.
Pair of spam subjects: "Watch your neighbor!" and "Creepy." No kidding.
Spam subject: "An elegant watch will give you the wings." - Watch knock-offs are competing with Red Bull now?
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