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Bizarre spam quote: "Catch rapturous girls' looks on your zipper protuberance."

Spam subject: "Change your small trout into a great white shark" Sounds like O.W.L. level Transfiguration to me.

Odd compound words in these spam subjects: "The World Most Effective PenisLonger Pill..." & "is your girl feel down with your shorterPenis..."

Spam subject: "Your hair is 90% of yourself." - Only if your name is Rapunzel.

Spam subject: "Noble Response Needed" - Well, then, you shouldn't have sent it to a commoner.

Spam subject: "My heart is broken, please help." Wow. If you're emailing random strangers on the internet, it *must* be bad.

Spam subject: "Heart Under Construction" Please take detour through stomach.

Spam subject: "Ready to lose some weights?" Just bring your own weights to the gym and leave them lying around. You'll be sure to lose some in no time!

Looks like vampires get body-part enhancement spam too: "Your woman will be shocked by your fang's astonishing progress."

Spam subject: "Info Regarding Your SSN" - Really? The first digit is somewhere between 0 and 9?!? WOW!

Nice try, Mr. Bad Credit Contract Phones...if that's really your name.

Honest comment spammer: "Hi this is a attempt to get noticed on the world wide web..."

Spam subject: "Dive away in a 2017 for practically nothing" - Splash!

Blog comment spam: "Any help would be very helpful." Really? Wow! I never realized!

Spam subject: "**Mail From The FBI**" - for, oddly enough, a lottery advance fee fraud scam

Spam subject: "Increase the size of your package easily today" - As long as they don't charge me more for shipping.

Looks like vampires get body-part enhancement spam too: "Your woman will be shocked by your fang's astonishing progress."

Spam subject: "Build furniture, with no woodworking skills" Isn't that what IKEA is for?

Spam subject: "Rock n Roll drummer writer therapist that's me" - Let me guess: you're looking for a world-famous billionaire bikini supermodel astrophysicist. Good luck with that.

Blog spam: "makes me want to drink alchoholic beverages" - Yes, it does.

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