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Spam subject: "Move your physical pictures onto your computer" - OK, I've stacked them on top of the computer. Now what?

Spam subject: "At this she began to cry." Quote: "Nobody cares about our opinion" Great, now I'm all depressed.

Spam subject: "Stargate lost episode" - Nice try. Now if they'd claimed it was a *Farscape* lost episode, I might have been curious.

Spam subject: "LET_FORMAT_ERROR" - Awww, someone didn't configure their spambot properly!

Spam subject: "Ready to lose some weights?" Just bring your own weights to the gym and leave them lying around. You'll be sure to lose some in no time!

Spam subject: "Socially awkward? Read!" Yes, many people who are socially awkward do take that approach.

Spam subject: "Why did you send me this picture?" Seriously, why? I mean...eeew!

Gee, that's believable: "What's up, I read your blos namesd "%title%"daily. your story-telling style is witty, keep doin wht you're doing!"

Pair of spam subjects: "Gone for meal?" and "Just arrived :)"

Spam subject: "SORRY FOR INFRINGING ON YOUR PRIVACY!!!!" - The list of possible groups for the punchline is just too long...

"I'm out of Paypal" - Could you spare some change for a refill?

Spam Subject: "Start a carnal revolution" - I remember hearing a song about that once. "Cows With Guns"

Spam subject: "Bigger than you can ever imagine" - We're talking about Han Solo's reward for saving Princess Leia, right?

Spam subject: "It has never been easier to pick up women." Yeah, that anti-gravity device is a big help!

Spam subject: "Dear Beloved Good Day." - Seriously, do you know *anyone* with that name?

Spam subject: "Let her jump to your bed every night." - They're talking about a cat, right?

Spam subject: "Love huts, you agree?" No, it's Love *Shack,* baby! Love *Shack!*

Spam subject: "Ready to lose some weights?" Just bring your own weights to the gym and leave them lying around. You'll be sure to lose some in no time!

Astonishingly direct spam subject, unencumbered with excessive circumlocution: "Wanna get a larger boner?"

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