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Spam subject: "For excellent metabolism" - What if I prefer "for great justice?"

Spam subject: "Your soul sleeps." Eight hours a day, ten on weekends.

Flashback: Another comment spammer whose software plugged all the generic "that's nice" comments into a single post: hyperborea.org/journal/2011/12

Strange trend in comment spam: famous literary quotes linked to body-part enlargement offers.

Spam subject: "Noble Response Needed" - Well, then, you shouldn't have sent it to a commoner.

"10 reasons to cure ED as soon as possible" - For starters, his vital signs are dropping fast - he might not last the night.

Blog comment spam: "Any help would be very helpful." Really? Wow! I never realized!

Spam subject: "Certified Organic - the coffee that is 100% chemical free shipped directly to your door" - No chemicals, huh? Not even...caffeine?

Spam subject: "Possible savings await you." Maybe. We're not sure. You might even lose money.

Spam subject: "Be a Superman with ladies" - As I recall, Superman was kind of a jerk to Lois: superdickery.com/

Spam subject: "Effects of longer rod revealed" - It doesn't fit in the shower unless you angle it, so the curtain always slides down.

Spam subject: "She will stare at you" - Well, as long as it's not in the same way that she'd stare at a train wreck...

Spam subject: "Put your dough into a start-up where it will grow" - I usually just let it rise in the oven before I turn it on.

Spam subject: "Increase your wakefulness during the daytime." - First step: *decrease* your wakefulness during the nighttime.

Spam subject: "Augment your lovemaking toy" - If they're not offering attachments for a vibrator, I'm not sure this is truth in advertising.

Blogspam: "1863031 beers on the wall." That's going to take a loooong time to sing.

Spam subject: "Your wife need your attention? Solve all the problems with IT." So, if you call tech support instead of fixing your computer yourself, you'll have more time for your wife. Alternate punchline: Thank you for calling Wife Support. To improve your relationship, hang up and talk to her!

Spam subject: "For frequent 'getting busy'"

Spam subject: "You'll have your weenie engorged" O_o

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