Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Pair of spam subjects: "Let's go and drink beer!" and "In alphabetical order" Amstel, Busch, Coors...
Spam subject: "This Is My Third And Final Email To You!!" Oh, good. That really is a relief!
Spam subject: "F this man" - I'd rather not, thanks.
Spam subject: "Use your carrot better." Sounds like they're targeting Bugs Bunny.
Spam subject: "your Cook Top repairs are covered (And the kitchen sink!)" - And since you covered the kitchen sink with the new countertop, I'm demanding a refund.
Pair of spam subjects: "Watch your neighbor!" and "Creepy." No kidding.
Spam subject: "An elegant watch will give you the wings." - Watch knock-offs are competing with Red Bull now?
Spam subject: "Dear amazon Costumer," - Wait, how did they know I like to cosplay Wonder Woman?
Spam subject: "Think You Know Rock n' Roll" - We asked Rock n' Roll, and neither of them knew you.
Spam subject: "Quality Mold at a Competitive Price!" - People pay for that? I just opened my closet one time and found some!
Spam subject: "Enough weenie's limpness" - Next time, get Ballpark.
Spam subject: "Apple posts record quarter airport" - What does one do with a 1/4 of an airport, anyway?
Spam subject: "You acted weird." Shouldn't have taken those drugs I ordered off the internet...
Spam subject: "Your P4nis will be more than 100$" - After all that effort, why would you want to sell it?
Spam subject: "Vitaminize your desire!"
Spam subject: "Bigger than you can ever imagine" - That's what they call the new soft drink size at the movie theater. (Only $50 a cup!)
Spam subject: "She loves it bigger and longer" ...so be sure to take her to the extended IMAX showing.
Pair of spam subjects: "Looking to become a published author?" & "Give her climax after climax" Yep, sounds like writing advice.
Spam subject: "Take half off portabel mini heaters" - Do they look like mushrooms?
Spam subject: "Feel her tight one on yours." - It sounds like a euphemism, but it's actually selling watches.
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