Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "Are YOU Mony Stupit?" If so, I suggest a name change. There's a warrant out for your arrest.
Spam subject: "With a giant instrument you have more chance to pick up women." - It's a crane, right?
Awesome spam subject: "Forwarded because of awesomeness"
It's a super-soaker, right? "Make her wet just by the sight of your weapon" (spam subject)
Spam subject: "Hide and go seek at its finest" from "XRay Technician"
Spam subject: "Look in my web-eyes" - No, thanks. Talk to the web-hand.
Spam subject: "Socially awkward? Read!" Yes, many people who are socially awkward do take that approach.
Spam subject: "Invest in your wang!"
Spam subject: "Words can?t describe the beauty of our watches."
Spam subject: "Did you see this amazing hair growth on the sharks?" - That sounds like a genetic engineering experiment gone horribly wrong.
"If your old watch is killing you, get a new one." Why do people keep exposing their electronics to the All-Spark?
Spam subject: "Thirty Reasons to Go Vegetarian" - on an advance fee fraud message
Spam subject: "Girls battling for your heart. You choose...look inside" - Is this some sort of gladiator combat? Like, the first one to cut out my heart wins? I think I'll pass, thanks.
Spam subject: "What are we going to do today?" - Same thing we do every day, Pinky...
Spam subject: "1102lbs ant-like thing" - Oh, THEM!
Spam: "Authentic accessories are the key to a successful life. Original Swiss things are now cheaper." - Cheese, chocolate, knives...what?
Spam subject: "Internal elections" - Judging by content, 1st word is an antonym and the 2nd is off by 1 letter.
Spam subject: "She will feel that your nether joystick is made out of concrete!" - nether...joystick...okaaaayyy....
I think this spam subject speaks for itself: "_//LIKE A DRILLING MACHINE IN PANTS//_"
Spam subject: "Banger's elixir" - Some sort of patent medicine?
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