Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "She can have an orgasm just by looking at your Submariner SS watch." But only if she's using Herbal Essences shampoo.
Spam subject: "ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?/Confirm The Truth Of These Matter." - I'm not sure - let me check and get back to you.
Spam subject: "Invisible mac mole" - And you thought you had a hard time finding the cordless mouse.
Spam: "The Secret dentist don't want you know about teeth whitening" - Who is this secret dentist, and why doesn't she like white teeth?
Spam subject: "oyster perpetual cosmograph daytona" - Actually, a perpetual cosmograph sounds kinda neat.
Spam comparing "Keto vs. low car" - um, I suppose you could just get bigger tires?
Spam subject: "Make your body real TNT, exploding near girls with passion and desire." - Sounds messy. And painful.
Spam subject: "Isn't this puppy cute?" Sneaky one, there.
Spam subject: "Ahoy! My new address"
"atoms and particles make u wonder" - are they particles, or waves? TOO MANY CHOICES!
Huh? Spam subject: "Your face is like a pancake here"
Spam subject: "Don't be a Bundy" - Are talking Ted or Al?
Spam subject: "Your P4nis will be more than 100$" - After all that effort, why would you want to sell it?
Spam subject: "amplify your cock. today! science has proven it" - Wait, it makes noise? I never noticed! Honey, do we have a microphone?
Spam subject: We know you like checking in on your cat" - That...sounds more creepy than helpful.
Spam subject: "USA on the Moon: 150%proofs" Are we talking photos and telemetry, or whiskey? (Moonshine, indeed.)
We will return to you the exciting feeling of mighty staying meatstick-champion
Spam subject: "Attention My Dear Email Id Owner" - I love it when businesses put in the effort for that personal touch.
Spam subjects: "Let's do it today," "Let's do it tomorrow" and "Let's do it on the weekend" - Sounds like someone's getting cold feet. Maybe they need one of those portable mini-heaters?
Spam subject: "Vulcanize in size and win your gf's favor" - It's the only logical course of action.
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