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Spam subject: "Have you checked our rebates? bepbhqfcropt" (insert horse whinny here.)

Spam subject: "You've said that is not married!"

Does anyone but advance fee scammers send mail with the subject, "Good Day"?

Spam subject: "Wholesaling and flipping is hot, But..." - ...you ought to avoid flipping into a hole while sailing?

I received a spam for "pervious concrete." That can't mean what it sounds like.

Spam subject: "Promote what fills your jeans" - Now it's a senior vice president in charge of fuck-all!

Spam subject: "Increase your wakefulness during the daytime." - First step: *decrease* your wakefulness during the nighttime.

Spam subject: "Your package is set to grow" - But will it come before Christmas?

Spam subject: "Money love to stay in real leather wallets. Every your meeting will be successful if you follow the rich lifestyle."

Spam subject: "Dreaming of hot nights with your wife these cold nights?" - Cold nights? In July? Not in *this* hemisphere!

Spam Subject: "I gained 3 inches..try 4free today." New sales pitch from Peregrin Took.

Spam subject: "I can't send you message" - Yes, you can. I'm working on fixing that.

Spam subject: "Is a lack of money making you sick?" - No, that would be the germs.

Spam subject: "Promote what fills your jeans" - Now it's a senior vice president in charge of fuck-all!

Spam subject: "Will you ever find me?" - signed, Waldo.

Spam subject: "Recently got a job offer? Enlarge your pole with wonder pills" - OK, it's 2 spams, but they were right next to each other.

Um...yeah, I'll get right on that post about "ANCHOR_TEXT%" that you'd love to see me write.

Spam subject: "Girls battling for your heart. You choose...look inside" - Is this some sort of gladiator combat? Like, the first one to cut out my heart wins? I think I'll pass, thanks.

Spam Subject: "Cures fast and effective!" So if you're afflicted with either, you can be slow and ineffective in no time!

Spam subject: "No woman will be able to forget the night with you." - That's not *always* a good thing.

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