Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "Why waste any more time" - Hit "Delete" now!
Spam subject: "Bread as Fashion, Tokyo-Style." Makes sense, I suppose. You wouldn't want to get caught with last year's bread.
Spam subject: "intense sex therapy" - is that *for* or *by means of*?
It's always funny when a scammer accidentally pastes the *entire* advance fee fraud pitch into the spam's subject line..
Spam subject: "Tired of being a man with delicate sphere problems? You can solve it all naturally and easily!"
Lonely spammer: "Take me with you!" No, thank you!
Spam subject: "This stock will explode!" Quick! Throw it away before it--KABLAAAM!
Spam subject: "Make your love torpedo drive all the way to her tanker."
Spam subject: "Booze, babes and more" - Don't tell me BevMo bought Hustler...
Spam subject: "Make your body real TNT, exploding near girls with passion and desire." - Sounds messy. And painful.
Spam subject: "Don't pay anything for your pills for 15 days" On day 16, we break your kneecaps.
Spam subject: "She will surely pounce on you" - This is why you never get between a mountain lion and her cubs.
Spam subject: "Do your savings fit into a coffee can?" Why, are you offering one of those vaccum-pack doohickeys?
Spam subject: "Know where admins sit?"
Spam subject: "Chase away your bedroom troubles" - A new and better way to squish spiders?
"We know how you can skip years of college and still geTaDegree!" - Judging by their spelling, they've been following their own program.
Spam subject: "YOU HAVE BEEN COMPESATED!!" - Now send this to 100 people or you'll have bad luck for 10 years.
Why am I getting spam from furniture? And no, that's not a typo. I've got comments posted by "Recliner" "Folding table" and "Hickory chair."
Actual spam subject: "Spam Upgrade Your Account!" - They can't have sent it out like that, can they? That's got to be some intermediate system that slapped on the “Spam” label, right? ... Or else...what the heck is a “Spam Upgrade?”
Spam subject: "Invitation to loveparty"
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