Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "MY DAER HOW ARE YOU TODAY AND HOW WAS YOU DAY I HOPE FINE WHERE CAN WE TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS TO ?" Gee, that's encouraging.
Spam quote: "so many lessons to be learned, this is an easy one, and its free!" I'm sure you'll learn *something* if you respond.
Spam subject: "Bikes or cars make road dangerous? alcoholically" - Or maybe it's the *alcohol* that makes the road dangerous...
Spam subject: Do you have fungus of the nail?
Spam subject: "You're acting immature" - No, *you're* acting immature! I'm rubber and you're glue!
Spam subject: "YOU HAVE BEEN COMPESATED!!" - Now send this to 100 people or you'll have bad luck for 10 years.
Spam subject: "Hi, I'm like blond and cute, can I talk with you?"
Odd spam subject: "Supermodels after cocaine" - I guess everyone has to sort out their priorities.
Spam subject: "Inches melting off your waist and hips." I think I saw that in House of Wax. No, thanks!
Spam: "Your habit is dangerous!" I read this aloud at the exact moment my wife's video game made a sheep sound. WTF?
Spam subjects: "Horrible situation here!" and "Control time." Or at least stop it. With a freeze ray.
Spam subject: "donft remain silent" - All right, then, I wonft.
Spam subject: "Be the neon light at the red light district" - Stand around blinking while everyone else gets it on?
Spam subject: "Your happiness is now free" - to do what?
Spam subjects: "Meet her carnal needs" & "Use it for carnal carnivals." Why do I think they're not talking about barbecues?
It's always funny when a scammer accidentally pastes the *entire* advance fee fraud pitch into the spam's subject line..
Spam subject: "Did you instruct one Mr. John Lenon to claim your payment on your behalf??" No. I *ahem* Imagine it might be tricky.
Spam subject: "Urgenteee." - Okay, the trend of holding down the last letter has goneeee too far.
Spam subject: "Enlarge your organ with Free trial today" - Apparently, they thought I was a cathedral.
Um... what? Spam subject: "Release Your Soul with Anne Hathaway"
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