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Spam subject: "Leningrad fossil's inhabitable" - That's one big fossil.

Spam subject: "How to Make Life Less Hard" - and a bunch of other spam offering the opposite.

Spam subject: "Your sausage is set to grow" - What did you do, plant it in the back yard?

Spam subject: "Did this photo go too far?" - Yeah, it was only supposed to go across town and it ended up on the other side of the planet.

Spam subject: "Are You Ready for Halloween? It's Just a Few Months Away." - in August. Reminds me of this Sarah's Scribbles comic: sarahcandersen.com/post/149748

Spam subject: "You'll surprise her with your Hulk"

Strange spam subject: "And no fierce light disturbswhilst it reveals"

Spam subject: "The only supplement not affected by inflation" - Funny, "inflation" is usually what spammers are trying to sell.

Spam subject: "You've said that is not married!"

Spam subject: "3-6 inches in growth guaranteed, it's almost like magic except it isn't" Written by the ad agency in Muppets Take Manhattan?

Spam subject: "World of Watches Up To 80% Off" Funny, I thought WoW stood for something else...

Spam subject: "bed go lost" - Mail go trash.

Spam subject: "Our watch will look great even on any loser." - Nice backhand you've got, there.

Spam subject: "Your sausage is set to grow" - What did you do, plant it in the back yard?

Spam subject: "TIME" - I could use some more of that, thanks.

Spam subject: "Sources say CD's are a great investment" These sources wouldn't be in the RIAA, would they?

Spam subject: "Heat up your intimating" - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you are intimating it means.

Spam subject: "Try for amazing love power" - What kind of lame power is "heart" anyway? tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php (Beware: TV Tropes link!)

Spam subject: "Smartphone app controls these awesome heated gloves" - Unfortunately you have to take them off to use the touch screen.

Spam subject: "Take half off portabel mini heaters" - Do they look like mushrooms?

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