Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "Change your vigor to better" - because "Vigor Homes and Gardens" just doesn't sound appealing.
Spam subject: "Do you have little Michelangelo running around your home?" - If so, tell him to come home, it's time for dinner.
Somehow I don't think the FBI uses example.com email addresses. (That really was the domain name!)
Spam subject: "Katy Perry did it" - Aha! I'd been wondering who let the dogs out!
Spam subject: "1 pilule to catch a stiffy." 1 pilule to find it. 1 pilule to bring the stiffy and in the condom bind it.
Spam subject: "Fwd: read" - Good advice, but I think I'll choose some different material if you don't mind.
Spam combo: "With a big stick you will be the king of the beach" & "With a fancy watch you will look like a boss"
Spam subject: "Please, no jokes" Whoops! Sorry about that! Hope you don't mind.
Pair of spam subjects: "Watch your neighbor!" and "Creepy." No kidding.
Spam subject: "Girls will be amazed" w/ preview: "Halloween sales" - This arrived in mid-January.
"Office Swivel Chair is now following you on Twitter!" - Better there than following me around the office, I suppose.
Truth in spam: "Just another pointless mail"
Spam subject: "you are beautiful, because we care" - Are you saying that if you didn't care, I wouldn't be beautiful?
Spam subject: "Resto're power* to your groins" Um, most people only have one...
Spam subject: "Like them adult games? You are not enough? Me too - let's play!" - Not enough *what*?
Spam subjects: "Let's do it today," "Let's do it tomorrow" and "Let's do it on the weekend" - Sounds like someone's getting cold feet. Maybe they need one of those portable mini-heaters?
Spam subject: "Make your body real TNT, exploding near girls with passion and desire." - Sounds messy. And painful.
Spam subject: "Have you ever considered working on the internet?" - It could really use a tune-up.
Spam subject: "Powerful growth formula." - The sad thing is, I can't tell whether it's promoting a stock scam or self-"enhancement."
Spam subject: "I made you an account." Expected the body to read, "But I eated it."
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