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Spam subject: "SKYE-NET FINANCE" I always wondered how the Terminators paid for manufacturing costs.

Spam quote: "I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us."

Spam subject: "Raise your night efficiency" - Brush your teeth in seconds! Get 8 hours of sleep in 5 minutes!

Spam subject: "You'll have your weenie engorged" O_o

Spam subject: "i don't know where i am" - GPS signal lost. Recalculating.

Spam subject: "It is not hard to lengthen" Well, what's the point in lengthening, then?

Spam subject: "The variant of the contract you've offered has been delcined." Didn't pass the spell-check, huh?

Spam subject: "Too bad you can't wear a watch on your legs. A Submariner SS watch knows how to act in public." - Hang there on your arm?

Spam subject: "Remove after reading" Does that mean this message will self-destruct?

Blogspam quote: "You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in."

Spam subject: "Turn your handigun into lovedriller"

Spam subject: "Extra cms of enjoyment" - Drupal, ExpressionEngine, Movable Type, Joomla!

Spam subject: "being happy is about being happy" ... thank you so much for gracing us with this pearl of wisdom. :-P

Spam quote: "I am a Russian girl with blonde or America?" I think she some words out.

Spam subject: "blow up your penis now & see results in as little as 7 weeks Guaranteed" - Sounds like a dynamite deal.

I've got a pair of spams here, one advertising hair removal and one advertising hair regrowth. Conservation of hair?

Spam subject: "Spur your purple-headed one!"

Spam subject "Here is the unlimited source of it!" ...source of what? Is it something I want to be unlimited or something I'd rather not have in the first place? These are important considerations!

Spam quote: "This weekly bulletin is dedicated to the...ur long-term relationship, have a link." - Are you sure?

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