Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "Losing has never been so easy" - Well sure, if you just stand there and let the other team take all the shots.
Spam subject: "You've said that is not married!"
Spam subject: "Pillow fight tomorrow" - Hmm, let me check my calendar. Aw, crud, I can't make it! Can we reschedule for Friday?
Spam subject: "do not mock at your pootency" - O_o - No, I think that's *exactly* what they'll be mocking you for.
Spam subject: "Get a watch your wrist would be proud of." O_o
Pair of spam subjects: "Still alone?" and "AWESOME NEWS! FANTASTIC!" - Gee, thanks...
Spam subject: "Bread as Fashion, Tokyo-Style." Makes sense, I suppose. You wouldn't want to get caught with last year's bread.
Ironic spam subject: "LEGIT PROPOSAL" - Oh, yeah, NOW I'm convinced!
Spam subject: "I worry about Jim" It's okay, Spock. We all do.
Spam subject: "Ready to lose some weights?" Just bring your own weights to the gym and leave them lying around. You'll be sure to lose some in no time!
Spam subject: "Very Uregnt" - too urgent for spell-check, it seems.
Actual good advice from spam: "Even if you have a lot of money, wasting them on fake medications is not a good idea!"
Spam subject: "Change your small trout into a great white shark" Sounds like O.W.L. level Transfiguration to me.
Spam subject: "Ladies in appropriate positions" - Appropriate for what?
Spam subject: "Tired of being a man with delicate sphere problems? You can solve it all naturally and easily!"
Spam subject: "Is it weird but funny?" - Oddly, that describes exactly what I'm trying to do here.
Spam subject: "Sleep already?" All right, I get the point! *grumble*
Spam subject: "YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS RANDOMLY SELECTED" - Probably the only honest part of the message.
Spam subject: "Be rock hard and ready all day" - That doesn't sound practical.
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