Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "CHP VGRA 1" - What is this, a license plate?
Spam subject: "Upsize your sausage into a bratwurst" - Yeah, they're definitely talking about BBQ.
Spam subject: "Tired of being a man with delicate sphere problems? You can solve it all naturally and easily!"
Spam subject: "my watch arrived today" - and yet the sender is "Luxury Pens." What does a pen need with a watch?
Spam subject: "Your email address has won US$4.6Million" But it has to show up in person to collect.
Lonely spammer: "Take me with you!" No, thank you!
"COMPENSATION FOR SCAMMED VICTIMS"...is what you'll need if you respond to this spam.
Spam subject: "This 3D puzzle actually comes to life after you finish it" - I think I've seen some movies like that...
Spam subject: "One one problem: you will tear your jeans, while aroused."- Hulk shred puny jeans!
Spam subject: "What are we going to do today?" - Same thing we do every day, Pinky...
"You have a parcel with TNT..." Not what you want to hear from UPS.
Spam subject: "Dear [name], we start Sale. species Istanbul College though" - Not Constantinople?
Confusing spam subject: "Take me gently caressing my bunny!" ... bunny? I'm not sure I want to know. #WTF
I keep thinking this spam subject is actually for parents: "Energy enough for many girls"
Spam subject: "My heart is broken, please help." Wow. If you're emailing random strangers on the internet, it *must* be bad.
Spam subject: "Your package is set to grow" - But will it come before Christmas?
Spam subject: "Your sister has an overdoze" - So she's sleeping in today?
Spam subject: "Please erase me" - if by "erase" you mean "delete" and "me" you mean the message, I'll be happy to oblige.
The spam subject, "Friend abuse gets 80% discount" makes a little more sense if you know it was sent to a domain's abuse contact.
Honest comment spammer: "Hi this is a attempt to get noticed on the world wide web..."
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