Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subject: "Make your bone-on sustainable" - As long as it's a 100% organic experience...
Spam subject: "Surprise your employees when you sign papers with such brand name pen." Does anyone REALLY think their employees will notice?
Spam subject: "menu for the new year" - not too much spam, I hope...
Spam subject: "Bizarre outdoor roleplay in this movie from Christina" - Please, LARPing isn't *that* weird.
Spam quote: "Ordering me bpy dica hoc tions online is the best" - Sounds like the writer could *use* some meds.
Pair of spam subjects: "Do you need help in bed?" and "Do you need pain killers!!" - Not for the same purpose, I hope.
Spam subject: "Attention My Dear Email Id Owner" - I love it when businesses put in the effort for that personal touch.
Pair of spam subjects: "10 tips for orgasm" and "10 things women hate" - I really hope these are two different lists.
Spam subject: "Powerful growth formula." - The sad thing is, I can't tell whether it's promoting a stock scam or self-"enhancement."
Spam subject: "crestfallen especial emasculation" - that doesn't sound terribly appealing.
Spam subject: Do you have fungus of the nail?
Pair of spam subjects: "Your account has been suspended" and "Resume." Well, I guess that's solved, then!
Spam subject: "Give her sweet spasms of love" O_o
Spam subject: "You wont find these medications ANYWHERE else!" - And I'd bet there's a reason for that, too.
Spam subject: "My filthy secret revealed tonight" - What, you haven't showered in a week?
Spam subject: "Make your body real TNT, exploding near girls with passion and desire." - Sounds messy. And painful.
Spam subject "Wife Cheats on Hubby" with preview "Jolene takes on Crimson Ninja." - So, is this martial arts or marital arts?
Spam subject: "Your favorite ardor hoister!"
Spam subject: "some jerk has posted your pictures" - Actually not a bad bit of social engineering, there.
"atoms and particles make u wonder" - are they particles, or waves? TOO MANY CHOICES!
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