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Weird, I'm getting spam about challenging math problems: "Nice long hard one for you"

Spam subject: "Did you instruct one Mr. John Lenon to claim your payment on your behalf??" No. I *ahem* Imagine it might be tricky.

Spam subject: "THIS IS MY DESTINY IN YOUR HANDS" - wait...your destiny is my mouse? I'm so confused...

Every time I see spam for "Bark Off" I imagine Peter Venkman saying, "Bark off, man. I'm a scientist."

Spam Subject: "Doctor Who Specials" - from the "Approved Viagra Store." I didn't think Time Lords were in that business.

Spam subject: "Words ending in gry" Here's one: spam makes me anGRY.

Spam subject: "Always be ready." You never know when a zombie apocalypse will hit.

Spam subject: "Scam Alert: You Have Been Scammed !!" - Not surprisingly, the message itself was a scam.

Wow, 20-year-old Svetlana from Monday's spam is 23 today. I think I saw someone with this problem on an episode of Fringe.

I once got a run of blogspam pretending to be a friendly note about site compatibility: "When I look at your blog in Ie, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping." - Yeah, it works in IE, but not Internet Explorer..which actually kind of makes sense...

Spam subject: "Do your savings fit into a coffee can?" Why, are you offering one of those vaccum-pack doohickeys?

Spam subject: "A cell phone that others can't help but notice!" Yeah, esp. after you bought that stupid RINGTONE!

Quotes: "Upgrade your love factory" and "feel the powerful motor of desire embedded into your body"

Blog spam: "makes me want to drink alchoholic beverages" - Yes, it does.

Spam subject: "The key to unlocking your hidden potential" - Huh. It was under the doormat all along.

Spam subject: "Happy Thanksgiving Dear %%First Name%%, Become a New York Times Best Selling Author ✍." - Step one is to pick a new pen name.

Spam subject: "Don't try hard to make it stay - just have one doze and become amorous hero." - Pffft! In your dreams.

The spammers think they're poets now: "Getting sassy is easy when your watch is classy."

Spam quote: "Try it once and your carnal victories will follow one after another!" I assume it's for a souped-up barbecue. :D

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