LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Spam subject: "Start a revolution in your lovemaking"

Spam subject: "She'll love the new growth." We *are* talking about gardening here, right?

Spam subject: "Forget Fish Oil as you knew it before" - If you knew fish oil in the first place.

Spam subject: "WE NEED OF ONLINE TYPIST WORLDWIDE" - The one we've got doesn't even know how to turn off CAPS LOCK.

Spam subject: "Stop connecting through me" - Sounds like one of those passive-aggressive wifi hotspot names.

Spam subject: "Did this photo go too far?" - Yeah, it was only supposed to go across town and it ended up on the other side of the planet.

Spam subject: "Stop connecting through me" - Sounds like one of those passive-aggressive wifi hotspot names.

I think this spam subject speaks for itself: "_//LIKE A DRILLING MACHINE IN PANTS//_"

Disturbing spam subject: "Be her seduction-man, Need real anti-fungal?" - Seriously, it was just one spam. #WTF

Spam subject: "Make your zipper knight the best in the whole town."

Spam subject: "Booze, babes and more" - Don't tell me BevMo bought Hustler...

Spam subject: "Women will do anything for this ice cream"

Spam subject: "Lack of mojo in pants?"

Spam subject: "Boob job gone way wrong...to your bed" from "Unexpected Result" - I...don't think I want to know.

Spam subject: "Your sister has an overdoze" - So she's sleeping in today?

Spam subject: "Urgent Message???" - I don't know, you tell me.

Gee, that's believable: "What's up, I read your blos namesd "%title%"daily. your story-telling style is witty, keep doin wht you're doing!"

Spam subject: "We know these pills work"...but we're not quite sure what they *do*.

Spam subject: "Do your savings fit into a coffee can?" Why, are you offering one of those vaccum-pack doohickeys?

Spam subject: "We make sure our customers are happy enjoying their fashion accessories"...or ELSE!