Pair of spam subjects: "Looking to become a published author?" & "Give her climax after climax" Sounds like writing advice.

Spam subject: "Attention My Dear Email Id Owner" - I love it when businesses put in the effort for that personal touch.

Spam subject: "A copy of a Panerai watch is what any man has been dreaming about." Really? So THAT'S what the singing wombats represented!

Spam subject: "Ink and toner with no shipping" I have to pick them up myself? What do you think this is, Craigslist?

Spam subject: "Your kid has never played minecraft on a screen this big" - Please tell me this is the place Frank bought his 2000" TV from!

Found in a blog spam folder: "I tried to publish a comment earlier, however it has not shown up. I believe your spam filter may be broken?" - The commenter's name? "{K|J|P}{a|e}{n|m}{e|a|i}" No, I think the spam filter is working just fine.

Spam subject: "clean up your home with a new floor." - Don't you need to clean up the home *first*, so you can put *in* the new floor?

Spam subject: "things that terrify America" - You mean they all fit in one email???

Spam subject: "I never stubble around in the dark anymore." - It's easier to shave with the lights on, isn't it?

Spam subject: "Bermuda triangle mystery revealed" - It's actually a parallelogram!

Spam quote: "This weekly bulletin is dedicated to the...ur long-term relationship, have a link." - Are you sure?

Pair of spam subjects: "Still alone?" and "AWESOME NEWS! FANTASTIC!" - Gee, thanks...

Spam subject: "Cure your pain and anxiety with CBD Coffee" - Not sure the coffee's a great idea for anxiety, even if you add CBD to it...

Spam subject: "cataloging adverbial harmlessness's" - The trick is figuring out which adverbs act harmfully and which don't.

Spam subject: "Will you ever find me?" - signed, Waldo.

Spam subject: "Raise your night efficiency" - Brush your teeth in seconds! Get 8 hours of sleep in 5 minutes!

Spam subject: "Sleep already?" All right, I get the point! *grumble*

Spam subject: "Intensifying your amorizing!"

I just love it when blog comment spam starts out "You wouldn't believe it, but..." You're right. I don't believe it.

Received spam from "Hawaii Discount Cavations" - is that a vacation to a cave?

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