Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Spam subjects: "Attain your desired proportion and size" and "ATTENTION: Final Notice of Your Package" - context is everything, isn't it?
Strange trend in comment spam: famous literary quotes linked to body-part enlargement offers.
Spam subject: "No woman will be able to forget the night with you." - That's not *always* a good thing.
But is a "hipnose" a nose that's attached to your hip, a nose that looks like a hip, or a nose for the tragically hip?
Spam Subject: "Nice Website You Have" - It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
Spam subject: "Get your own bot" Just click here, and we'll even install it for you, free of charge!
Spam subject: "Funds Transfer: You Have Been Dealing With The Wrong Offices." If they send spam, they're wrong by definition.
Spam subject: "My filthy secret revealed tonight" - What, you haven't showered in a week?
Spam subject: "Hi Buff, How do I say appointment was moved to Friday in English?" - Xander, you just *said* it in English.
Spam subject: "please kindly open the attachment file for more details." - Shyeah, right. How blatant can you get?
Reverse psychology spam: "Dont look inside"
Spam subject: "super prices await you. a aggression center Willis" - Wait, what *are* you talking about?
Spam subject: "Measure Up To the Present" What, did someone send you a Junior Patrick?
Spam subject: "Weird thing I've done"
Spam subject: "Girls battling for your heart. You choose...look inside" - Is this some sort of gladiator combat? Like, the first one to cut out my heart wins? I think I'll pass, thanks.
Spam subject: "Your health means a lot to us! and we want you to buy best quality, most trusted medications!" I'd better look elsewhere,then
I see so much body-part spam that I figured "Your Package" was more of the same. Then I noticed the sender was (fake) Fedex.
Huh? What? Five more minutes... "Wake me up, please :)" (spam subject)
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