Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
"Help your bodypart to perform!" - Hey, at least they're being gender-neutral.
Spam subject: "Friday beer awaits"
"Get your hedgehog to the moon" - believe it or not, this one *isn't* spam!
Spam quote: "He enjoyed immense popularity until his resignation in 1877." Um...who?
Spam subject: "How to Sex 10 Times a Night?" - Well, that all depends on what the verb is, doesn't it?
I really hope the second spam subject isn't answering the first: "Help, I'm depressed" and "Time for some beer."
Spam subject: "Make your woody sustainable" - Wait, are these sex drugs, or forestry?
Spam subject: "I worry about Jim" It's okay, Spock. We all do.
Spam subject: "This watter bottle is big enough to supply water for days, even weeks" - Weeks? Does it come with its own luggage cart?
Spam subject: "Be rock hard and ready all day" - That doesn't sound practical.
Spam subject: "Increase your level of confident" - How about we increase *your* level of competent first?
Spam subject: "Men's best flavored ice cream cone for women" - Okay, now I'm really confused.
Pair of spam subjects: "Still alone?" and "AWESOME NEWS! FANTASTIC!" - Gee, thanks...
"Get rid of pests for good!" - if only it would work on the spammers themselves.
Spam subject: "Our choice of software products will drive you crazy." - Why, are they all from Microsoft?
Spam Subject: "I gained 3 inches..try 4free today." New sales pitch from Peregrin Took.
Spam subject: "DEAL TO BE EXECUTED." Nooo! Don't let them execute Deal!!!!
Spam subject: "Promote what fills your jeans" - Now it's a senior vice president in charge of fuck-all!
Spam subject: "Is flying more cost effecting than flying..." - If it's more cost-effective than itself...
Spam subject: "PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANT URGENT" - Gee, it would be nice if I *had* an assistant!
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