LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

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Spam subject: "Please stop eating these 2 veggies!" - My grocery budget is stretched thin right now, and they're all I have for lunch.

Spam subject: "Aliens spotted" - Odd, I thought they were striped.

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Spam subject: "We sell you these pills thinking about you." All the way to the bank, I'm sure.

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Spam subject: "Add a small raisin to your outlook and every man will be yours." I'm still not sure what this one *means.*

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Spam subject: "Windows lockers availiable worldwide now!" - No thanks, I'd rather not let wannabe thieves see what's inside.

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Spam subject: "Invisible appz parking" - The only problem is, you can never tell whether a space is open or not.

Spam subject: "Aliens spotted" - Odd, I thought they were striped.

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Spam subject: "Bikes or cars make road dangerous? alcoholically" - Or maybe it's the *alcohol* that makes the road dangerous...

Blogspam: "Hey may I notation some of the communication from this blog if I association fail to you?" - Please step away from the thesaurus.

Competing spammers: "Bamboo flooring. A great alternative to wood" and "Better homes with wood floors"

Spam subject: "User Dan Brown added you" But his status updates are so cryptic...

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