LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "Will you ever find me?" - signed, Waldo.

Bogus Better Business Bureau bulletins would work better if sent to an actual business address.

Spam subject: "Your sausage is set to grow" - What did you do, plant it in the back yard?

Spam subject: "Ready to lose some weights?" Just bring your own weights to the gym and leave them lying around. You'll be sure to lose some in no time!

Spam subject: "Dear [name], we start Sale. species Istanbul College though" - Not Constantinople?

Blogspam intro: "Hey, There, I found your blog while surfing the internet." - Um, isn't that how most people find blogs?

Spam subject: "good picsss" - Wait, when did the spammers hire Gollum?

Spam subject: "Invitation to loveparty"

Don't you love it when scam emails start out with "this is not a scam?"

Spam subject: "I can't send you message" - Yes, you can. I'm working on fixing that.

Spam subject: "some jerk has posted your pictures" - Actually not a bad bit of social engineering, there.

Spam subject: "Dive away in a 2017 for practically nothing" - Splash!

Spam subject: "She can have an orgasm just by looking at your Submariner SS watch." But only if she's using Herbal Essences shampoo.

Blogspam: "1863031 beers on the wall." That's going to take a loooong time to sing.

I keep thinking this spam subject is actually for parents: "Energy enough for many girls"

Spam subject: "interim bunnies curvier" - So what makes interim bunnies curvier than the regular ones?

Spam subject: "Words ending in gry" Here's one: spam makes me anGRY.

Spam subject: "Touch hat to My new address" - I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

Spam subject: "Nothing can amaze your special person more than a cute watch." Really? Not according to the rest of my spam folder.

Spam subject: "Your love torch won't blow out" - It's always about the fireworks.