Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.
Actual spam subject: "Spam Upgrade Your Account!" - They can't have sent it out like that, can they? That's got to be some intermediate system that slapped on the “Spam” label, right? ... Or else...what the heck is a “Spam Upgrade?”