Pinned toot

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "Early the suspected crime, was the position of the poo" - No thanks, I REALLY don't want to know!

Spam subject: "Rock and Roll All Night" - might actually be about music, since it claims to be from "ArtGuitar"

Spam subject: "Personal abuse 81% Off" - For those who are tired of impersonal abuse, I suppose.

Spam quote: "Ordering me bpy dica hoc tions online is the best" - Sounds like the writer could *use* some meds.

Spam subject: "Make your wife happier today." Take out the trash and offer to do the dishes?

I really hope the second spam subject isn't answering the first: "Help, I'm depressed" and "Time for some beer."

Spam subject: "Wordpress meltdown!" I guess I should have included it with the "cms of enjoyment" list.

Spam subject: "Quality Mold at a Competitive Price!" - People pay for that? I just opened my closet one time and found some!

Spam subject: "YOUR SHUTTLE NEEDS BETTER FUEL" - Not necessary. I can perform docking maneuvers just fine.

Spam subject: "Get huge and scare off the competition" - Will you have to beat them off with a stick?

Spam subject and its sequel?!? "Re: Is me Allen Smith Please" and "Re: Is me Allen Smith Please ii"

Spam subject: "Chase away your bedroom troubles" - A new and better way to squish spiders?

Spam subject: "You'll surprise her with your Hulk"

Pair of spam subjects: "Be careful, when driving today" and "Vodka-fest" - That would explain the advice, yes.

Spam subjects: "Horrible situation here!" and "Control time." Or at least stop it. With a freeze ray.

Spam subject: "Steaks make great gifts" - Just don't leave them under the Christmas tree for too long.

Spam: "The Secret dentist don't want you know about teeth whitening" - Who is this secret dentist, and why doesn't she like white teeth?

Spam subject: "Gain the quality of acts that will lift your girl on seventh heaven."

Spam subject: "does anger discolour your life" - If so, consider a career as a Red Lantern! Call now and ask for Atrocitus!

Spam subject: "Scam Alert: You Have Been Scammed !!" - Not surprisingly, the message itself was a scam.

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