LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "With a giant instrument you have more chance to pick up women." - It's a crane, right?

Spam subject: "This will prepare you for action all night long" - NoDoze and Red Bull. Oh, yeah!

Spam comparing "Keto vs. low car" - um, I suppose you could just get bigger tires?

Spam subject: "But here you are, and I'm ready to unveil to you" - from "Khaleesi."

This spam subject would work just as well for a mattress store: "Produce a dream performance in bed"

Spam quote: "He enjoyed immense popularity until his resignation in 1877." Um...who?

Pair of spam subjects: "Let's go and drink beer!" and "In alphabetical order" Amstel, Busch, Coors...

Spam subject: "Hello I Need Your Help Urgently Please??" - If it's that urgent, shouldn't you be more certain?

Spam subject: "Get the best bang every night." - Try living near Disneyland. Nightly fireworks at 9:30.

Spam subject: "Desired windows parking" - Cheaper than the desired Mac parking, but has a greater risk of crashes.

Spam subject: "The Life changing experience Accai Berry" - You see, they *used* to be able to *spell!*

Ironic spam subject: "LEGIT PROPOSAL" - Oh, yeah, NOW I'm convinced!

Spam subject: "This Is My Third And Final Email To You!!" Oh, good. That really is a relief!

Spam subject: "Solve all your Ed issues here" - Or you could actually tell him to his face.

Spam subject: "Let her jump to your bed every night." - They're talking about a cat, right? (Or at least pu...never mind.)

Why am I getting spam from furniture? And no, that's not a typo. I've got comments posted by "Recliner" "Folding table" and "Hickory chair."

Spam Subject: "Pilulles of lustfulness"

I received a spam for "pervious concrete." That can't mean what it sounds like.

Spam quote: "Get heavy night gun" - And yes, it's a euphemism.

Spam subject: "I have Salvia! Join me :)" - I misread this as "saliva"...and almost did a spit-take (really!)