LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "add some spices to the bed" - Some cinnamon, cloves, a little nutmeg...

Spam subject: "Hot, horny, yours, Give her shock by your manhood!" Presumably not by shuffling across the carpet on a windy day.

Spam subject: "Thousand happy couples thank this hormone" - Oxytocin?

Spam subject: "Ultimate ice cream experience in just 3 minutes!"

Bogus Better Business Bureau bulletins would work better if sent to an actual business address.

Spam subject: "The miracel berry is ready to save you try it free" More heroic than Spamusement's super pill? http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/46

Spam subject: "Nice walking dead" It'd be a shame if someone removed their heads or destroyed the brain, if you know what I mean.

Spam subject: "Boob job gone way wrong...to your bed" from "Unexpected Result" - I...don't think I want to know.

Spam subject: "It's#time to#buy-gifts!" - Oh, crud, I left it to the last minute again!

Spam subject: "So bored" Sounds like they need one of those watches that "makes boring time go faster."

Spam subject: "Touch hat to My new address" - I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

Spam subject: "good picsss" - Wait, when did the spammers hire Gollum?

Spam subjects: "Attain your desired proportion and size" and "ATTENTION: Final Notice of Your Package" - context is everything, isn't it?

Strange trend in comment spam: famous literary quotes linked to body-part enlargement offers.

Spam subject: "No woman will be able to forget the night with you." - That's not *always* a good thing.

But is a "hipnose" a nose that's attached to your hip, a nose that looks like a hip, or a nose for the tragically hip?

Spam Subject: "Nice Website You Have" - It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

Spam subject: "Get your own bot" Just click here, and we'll even install it for you, free of charge!

Spam subject: "Funds Transfer: You Have Been Dealing With The Wrong Offices." If they send spam, they're wrong by definition.

Spam subject: "My filthy secret revealed tonight" - What, you haven't showered in a week?