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Some good word salad spam: "Moldavia balustrades hauler", "anglers hair dingo" & my favorite, "Kr hokey fallacy"

Spam subject: "Share the microscopic world with your child" - It took a while, but Hank finally let Hope use the suit!

Spam subject: "I await your "Acceptance Letter" (with the quotes). Sorry, you'll just have to settle for this "Rejection."

Spam subject: "Make your wife happier today." Take out the trash and offer to do the dishes?

It's almost like they know who's reading the postmaster account. Spam subjects: "New browser features" & "Strange signs on US planes"

Spam subject: "Turn your pet into an adorable pillow." - That sounds... kinda creepy, TBH. Oh, wait, it's photo printing, not taxidermy. *whew*!

Spam subject: "CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!" - All right, I heard you the first time!

Blogspam: "Hey may I notation some of the communication from this blog if I association fail to you?" - Please step away from the thesaurus.

Spam subject: "Be love that rocks!"

But is a "hipnose" a nose that's attached to your hip, a nose that looks like a hip, or a nose for the tragically hip?

Spam subject: "The giant rose from my boxers" - Ouch. I think that's the *last* place I'd want to keep roses.

Spam subject: "F this man" - I'd rather not, thanks.

Spam subject: "The magic of Viagra" - on stage seven nights a week, plus weekend matinees.

Spam subject: "For having manhood cliffy-stiffy"

Nice try, Mr. Bad Credit Contract Phones...if that's really your name.

This spammer knows how to entice me: "It sounds silly, but read"

Spam subject: "Please, no jokes" Whoops! Sorry about that! Hope you don't mind.

Spam subject: "Replacing your windows could save you money" - especially if you replace it with Linux.

Spam subject: "I can't believe they picked you" - Thanks *so* much for the vote of confidence.

Comment spam from "wow fish that sell good"