Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.
Confused spam: Subject "I buy audio here." Inside: "Such a strong positive effect on your dude-pole and less than $2 to pay!"
Spam subject: "Be rock hard and ready all day" - That doesn't sound practical.
Spam Subject: "The Curse of Neverland" Is that better or worse than the Curse of Photoshop?
Spam subject: "Make your love torpedo drive all the way to her tanker."
Spam subject: "Glad to see you in the world of cheap designer watches." Didn't the Enterprise visit that? Next to the Planet of Hats?
Spam subject: "N'o woman cann't -help from ,from ,getting laid wi*th you" - Is that a double or triple negative?
Blogspam claiming "This will enable more clicks" promoting V-pills. I think they misspelled a word.
Spam subject: "LET_FORMAT_ERROR" - Awww, someone didn't configure their spambot properly!
Spam subject: "Be the neon light at the red light district" - Stand around blinking while everyone else gets it on?
Pair of spam subjects: "Looking to become a published author?" & "Give her climax after climax" Yep, sounds like writing advice.
Spam subject: "Their heads are green, and their hands are blue." Two by two?
Blogspam: "you know it's time for a haircut when you can make yourself look like sonic the hedgehog this easily"
Spam subject: "Move your physical pictures onto your computer" - OK, I've stacked them on top of the computer. Now what?
Spam subject: "Why did you send me this picture?" Seriously, why? I mean...eeew!
Spam subject: "Take half off portabel mini heaters" - Do they look like mushrooms?
Spam subject: "Be her saint and her devil! Nothing will be beyond your powers!" Does it require itty-bitty living space?
Spam subject: "DEAL TO BE EXECUTED." Nooo! Don't let them execute Deal!!!!
Spam subject: "Become a sex magnet in your neighborhood" - I don't think Mr. Rogers would approve of that.
Spam subject: "Stronger device in your underwear is the guarantee of your bright future." Um...yeah...
Spam subject: "Give your meat a boost"
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