LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Confused spam: Subject "I buy audio here." Inside: "Such a strong positive effect on your dude-pole and less than $2 to pay!"

Spam subject: "Be rock hard and ready all day" - That doesn't sound practical.

Spam Subject: "The Curse of Neverland" Is that better or worse than the Curse of Photoshop?

Spam subject: "Make your love torpedo drive all the way to her tanker."

Spam subject: "Glad to see you in the world of cheap designer watches." Didn't the Enterprise visit that? Next to the Planet of Hats?

Spam subject: "N'o woman cann't -help from ,from ,getting laid wi*th you" - Is that a double or triple negative?

Blogspam claiming "This will enable more clicks" promoting V-pills. I think they misspelled a word.

Spam subject: "LET_FORMAT_ERROR" - Awww, someone didn't configure their spambot properly!

Spam subject: "Be the neon light at the red light district" - Stand around blinking while everyone else gets it on?

Pair of spam subjects: "Looking to become a published author?" & "Give her climax after climax" Yep, sounds like writing advice.

Spam subject: "Their heads are green, and their hands are blue." Two by two?

Blogspam: "you know it's time for a haircut when you can make yourself look like sonic the hedgehog this easily"

Spam subject: "Move your physical pictures onto your computer" - OK, I've stacked them on top of the computer. Now what?

Spam subject: "Why did you send me this picture?" Seriously, why? I mean...eeew!

Spam subject: "Take half off portabel mini heaters" - Do they look like mushrooms?

Spam subject: "Be her saint and her devil! Nothing will be beyond your powers!" Does it require itty-bitty living space?

Spam subject: "DEAL TO BE EXECUTED." Nooo! Don't let them execute Deal!!!!

Spam subject: "Become a sex magnet in your neighborhood" - I don't think Mr. Rogers would approve of that.

Spam subject: "Stronger device in your underwear is the guarantee of your bright future." Um...yeah...

Spam subject: "Give your meat a boost"