Pinned toot

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "Boob job gone way wrong...to your bed" from "Unexpected Result" - I...don't think I want to know.

Spam subject: "Your sister has an overdoze" - So she's sleeping in today?

Spam subject: "Urgent Message???" - I don't know, you tell me.

Gee, that's believable: "What's up, I read your blos namesd "%title%"daily. your story-telling style is witty, keep doin wht you're doing!"

Spam subject: "We know these pills work"...but we're not quite sure what they *do*.

Spam subject: "Do your savings fit into a coffee can?" Why, are you offering one of those vaccum-pack doohickeys?

Spam subject: "We make sure our customers are happy enjoying their fashion accessories"...or ELSE!

Spam subject: "Nice walking dead" It'd be a shame if someone removed their heads or destroyed the brain, if you know what I mean.

Spam subject: "We are not familiar with you" ... and vice versa, but I think I know enough.

Spam subject: "We make sure our customers are happy enjoying their fashion accessories"...or ELSE!

Spam subject: "Invisible appz parking" - The only problem is, you can never tell whether a space is open or not.

Quotes: "Upgrade your love factory" and "feel the powerful motor of desire embedded into your body"

Spam subject: "Always sleepy or find it hard to get sleep at night?" - Covering all the bases.

Spam subject: "Your ammo for love-battles" - I think Scott Pilgrim has that: amzn.to/bXxJDr

Spam subject: "We make sure our customers are happy enjoying their fashion accessories"...or ELSE!

Spam subject: "Your fantastic device makes her shake" - It's called a blender...

Spam subject: "No description" - All right, you've convinced me! I'll order a dozen!

Spam subject: "Will giant eye sculpture lure tourists?" - on a pharmacy spam.

Spam subject: "The widest collection of finest meeds online" If they meant "meads" it might actually be intriguing.

Spam subject: "Access all her special files" - Um...is this a euphemism or is it about hacking?

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