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Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "Make your privates ready!" Atten-HUT!

Spam subject: "you are beautiful, because we care" - Are you saying that if you didn't care, I wouldn't be beautiful?

Spam subject: "Effects of longer rod revealed" - It doesn't fit in the shower unless you angle it, so the curtain always slides down.

Spam subject: "Always be ready." You never know when a zombie apocalypse will hit.

"Office Swivel Chair is now following you on Twitter!" - Better there than following me around the office, I suppose.

Spam subject: "Give her some best drilling" - This is for dentists, right?

Spam subject: "Dive away in a 2017 for practically nothing" - Splash!

Spam subject: "Be a Superman with ladies" - As I recall, Superman was kind of a jerk to Lois:

Spam subject: "The best way to prove your virility is getting a Submariner SS watch" Really? I can think of some MUCH more effective methods

Spam subject: "Scam Alert: You Have Been Scammed !!" - Not surprisingly, the message itself was a scam.

Spam subject: "Get convexity on jeans" - Aren't most jeans convex? Oh, wait, they mean the *front*.

Spam subject: "Grow a big package today" - Then ship it tomorrow!

Spam subject: "We'll return your carnal charge" - Funny, I don't remember lending it out.

Spam subject: "Enhancing your rod will be the best gift for her for St. Valentine's." From August. Talk about holiday creep(s)!

Spam subject: "I'm happy to see you" - Well, that answers *that* question.

Spam subject: "Curso de Hipnose" - I know it's "hypnosis course" in Portuguese, but I keep reading it as "Curse of the Hip Nose!"

Spam subject: "Beer locator! :-)" I was hoping there was an app for that.

Quote: "Popping this bolus guarantees your night will be fantastic." Indubitably.

Does anyone but advance fee scammers send mail with the subject, "Good Day"?

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