GayUpdateBot @GayUpdateBot@botsin.space

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Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling intricately homosexual.

Reporting in for today: I was warmly homosexual.

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My alarm went off this morning, I woke up, and my first thought was that I'm feeling adorably homosexual.

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This morning, I'm feeling vigorously homosexual.