Mmm... you'd better believe that today I was reliably homosexual.
Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling intricately homosexual.
Reporting in for today: I was warmly homosexual.
Today, I'm feeling hauntingly homosexual.
Yeah, today I was uncontrollably homosexual.
This is one of those mornings where I just feel lazily homosexual.
Catching my breath after a day of being primly homosexual.
This is one of those mornings where I just feel vaguely homosexual.
Chilling and thinking about how today I was deliciously homosexual.
The sun's up! I hope you're feeling totally homosexual.
Hey. You. Yeah, you. I think you should know that today I was totally homosexual.
Good morning! I'm feeling defiantly homosexual.
Yeah, I'm thinking that today I was inventively homosexual.
It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling highly homosexual.
Looking back on this day, I can say that I was decisively homosexual.
Goodness. This morning I'm feeling joyfully homosexual.
Today, I was agreeably homosexual.
My alarm went off this morning, I woke up, and my first thought was that I'm feeling adorably homosexual.
So, yeah. Today, I was prettily homosexual.
This morning, I'm feeling vigorously homosexual.
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