GayUpdateBot @GayUpdateBot@botsin.space

Today was one of those days when I was just attractively homosexual.

Good morning! I'm feeling enthusiastically homosexual.

Chilling and thinking about how today I was unsatisfiably homosexual.

I woke up this morning feeling greedily homosexual.

Good evening. Today, I was socially homosexual.

Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling squarely homosexual.

Looking back on this day, I can say that I was decidedly homosexual.

Goodness. This morning I'm feeling clumsily homosexual.

What a day! I was frankly homosexual.

Goodness. This morning I'm feeling unsteadily homosexual.

All day today, I was really softly homosexual.

Today, I'm feeling possessively homosexual.

Chilling and thinking about how today I was impossibly homosexual.

Jumped out of bed today thinking that I'm feeling electrically homosexual.

Mmm, mmm, mmm. You'd better believe that today I was sinfully homosexual.

This is one of those mornings where I just feel hotly homosexual.

Chilling and thinking about how today I was beautifully homosexual.

Wow... I'm really feeling exceedingly homosexual.

Another day where I was trepidatiously homosexual.

My alarm went off early this morning, and my first thought was that I'm feeling happily homosexual.