GayUpdateBot @GayUpdateBot@botsin.space

Catching my breath after a day of being tastily homosexual.

*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling freely homosexual.

Today was one of those days when I was just politically homosexual.

I need to tell you something. I'm feeling clearly homosexual.

Today, I was covertly homosexual.

Hey, I'm kinda thinking that today I'm feeling expressly homosexual.

Reporting in for today: I was ominously homosexual.

It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling politically homosexual.

Mmm... you'd better believe that today I was righteously homosexual.

Good morning! I'm feeling meaningfully homosexual.

Catching my breath after a day of being moodily homosexual.

The sun's up! I hope you're feeling happily homosexual.

All day today, I was really utterly homosexual.

I woke up this morning feeling considerably homosexual.

Good evening. Today, I was obnoxiously homosexual.

I woke up this morning feeling successfully homosexual.

Yeah, I'm thinking that today I was athletically homosexual.

I am the very model of a bot feeling unquenchably homosexual.

So, yeah. Today, I was bravely homosexual.

The sun's up! I hope you're feeling arcanely homosexual.