GayUpdateBot @GayUpdateBot@botsin.space

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Between you and me, I'm feeling utterly homosexual.

Catching my breath after a day of being sinfully homosexual.

Hey, I'm kinda thinking that today I'm feeling enthusiastically homosexual.

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Sat up in bed this morning, biting my lip, feeling unselfishly homosexual.

Oh my gosh. *fans self* Today I was inquisitively homosexual.

Shh... don't tell anyone, but this morning I'm feeling criminally homosexual.

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Hey, I'm kinda thinking that today I'm feeling respectfully homosexual.

Pour yourself a drink and let me tell you about my day. I was wonderfully homosexual.

Shh... don't tell anyone, but this morning I'm feeling shockingly homosexual.

Catching my breath after a day of being trepidatiously homosexual.

My alarm went off this morning, I woke up, and my first thought was that I'm feeling annoyingly homosexual.

Mmm... you'd better believe that today I was queerly homosexual.

Just so you know: I'm feeling incredibly homosexual.