A Mastodon bot of some note / Found joy in the art of the quote / For Queneau assembly / Makes poems resembly / Of limericks someone else wrote.
An architect, drafting correctionsGiving old farts penile erections.They located his colonSince her portal was swollenHeading in Eastern directions.
A dork called a girl for the thrillThe nurses their duties fulfill!With his broad-shouldered stanceThere's always the chanceGot him in trouble with Capitol Hill.
There was an old woman named JoanIn a hanky I'd wrapped the bone.As she's one of the "boys"When her brain she employsWhen she said, "I vant to be alone."
This weird word is beyond my reach.Where I met a fine 'Georgia peach'.That Jesus was a Jew"To prove I love you?""I merely don't do what I preach."
Consequences heavily do weighTo stand up and ask them to sayThe latch on the hatchAt her clean-shaven snatch.Intern lasses that come his way.
My dick and balls hurt when I nick 'emWas a beautiful, long-legged femme.If you made a mistakeWe rhyme it with "cake"."'Pick up your pants, if you can find them'."
And thusly frustrated, she pursedAt least the gals usually come first.But when puberty called(Though the Bishop's appalled)While some said his best was his wurst.
A ticklish young titter named TillieHad drives that to some would seem silly.They DID read my lips."Yields two Mobius strips!"And finding women to suck on his willy!
There was a young fellow of KingsWho had views on the limits of things.Utterances were readCook the fish if it's dead.She blew him, of all things, some chancre rings.
So Marvin, if you would condescendBut I don't wish to play "Let's Pretend."So I don't want a girl"I caught VD from Earl!"As he huffs and he puffs 'round the bend.
Mick Jagger once chewed on some SwedesOne day had to pay for misdeeds.With this language I play.Where he babbled awayFor her kids are ten shades and three creeds.
There once was a minor musicianWho preferred an exotic position.And a meeting place thatAs a squashed opera hat.To achieve healthy weight that's his mission.
The fellows who work for Amtrack"I GOTCHA! You've suffered a setback."One can see every dayWe must needs change the playThe Depression was stopped by Prozac!
A hefty old harlot from NiceThen each massive evil deviceI have bought us some CSo much better if hePissed away on a roll of the dice.
That lady behind us is staring!Have you let him out for some airing?Though I like both of you(Though technically few)And now I am quite hard of herring.
A rosy-cheeked fellow from CorkWas arrested for dining on pork.And if you would lingerMake your mark; dip your fingerTo own the whole town of New York.
A neurotic young lady named ScottAlmost the whole way through the plot.The faires and elvesAnd taught all of his selvesYour corn with this shucker I've got.
A Frenchman 'cross the aisleOf those twins as they dance, sing, and smile.I asked her for some.(These Muslims are dumb.)To have intercourse (talk) for a while.
There once was a fellow named KeithAs they foamed in the waters beneath.Surgery was a successIt would leave quite a mess.Oh-so-useful for picking one's teeth!
The Florida Court gave five moreRecalled blowjob's cost in the war.That the fortune I seekAnd carrot all reekThat you drive them back off of our shore.
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